I was once harassed by a group of The Youths on a sidewalk outside a bar in France. Whether they intended to take things further than they got, I don't know. My male friend had gone inside the bar to grab his jacket, leaving me alone literally for less than two minutes. While gazing at the chateau across the street, I…

...your sister. (Oh dear God what is wrong with me?)

I didn't have any pictures of me, but here is my son, dressed as Minnie Mouse, with the microphone he is planning on spending the rest of his life with. #loveislove

I thought that was Kiernan Shipka (Sally Draper) and was trying to remember if she was in the movie.

Pee-drinkers hate her!

I put on my "don't rape me face" today and had ten men tell me to smile.

I write about Into the Woods ALL OF THE TIME.

Tedious Fact about me: My name is Bach, I used to live a few feet from J.S. Bach's childhood home and I am without a shred of a doubt unrelated to him.

At least England's politicians can say they smartened up since 1990.

Sadly. They feel it's a right of passage, it was done to them, so it's their turn to do it to someone else. A story as old as time, unfortunately.

I'm thinking the reference here is to the middle finger umbrella...

I think it's mostly just referring to the umbrella.

TMZ has spent the last several years tagging celebrities, like wild horses in those National Geographic documentaries. They follow them using a proprietary tracking system that is licensed out to the rest of the paparazzi.

If you have a good voice, then you should sound good anywhere.

At least three different people I know all thought that this was a skit making fun of her and then were surprised to find out that it was actually the real her and real performance.

I didn't care for the opening but I loved the billionaire sketch. I'm still wondering what happened to Brian among all those Dennises. Did he become disoriented or did he lead the group?

yiiiiiiiiikes

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Do you normally enjoy ruining jokes with information everyone knows?

Person A: "Knock knock"
Person B: "Who's there?"
Person A: "Banana."
Person B: "Banana wh-"
Ovdanyakad: "Bananas don't knock on doors."

I'm kind of curious what you did your thesis on — either undergrad or grad.