Can you stop yelling at everyone who comments? Stop acting like a jerk and be nice.

Way harsh, Tai

Yes, but I was popping in to say the same, lest some Kitchenette reader try to steam fish in wax paper and complain that it tastes like a melted birthday candle. Because I care.

"Fish en Papillote" I'm pretty sure the papillote is supposed to be parchment paper, not wax.

Oh my GOD. I was like, how much like a concentration camp uniform could it possibly look like? And then my mouth dropped open in shock. Wow, did literally no one see that shirt other than the (presumably insane) designer before this went out? Yeeeeesh.

So have Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp.

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE DRIBBLE!

Her mom was a failed human Malibu Stacy. It's learned behavior.

Yes, that's accurate. Also a wino.

professor of sport, masculinities, and sexualities

It is pretty gross how people can different reactions to different people despite vaguely superficial similarities merely because of their ideas, words, and actions!

Is it work at home? If so I know someone who doesn't like pants and is now in search of a job.

Oh come on, it's just a heartwarming story about a celeb who cares about her fans! No need to be cynical

Venmo also accomplishes this quite well.

Ugh, this would make my life so much easier, but my bank is tiny and doesn't have neato apps. To transfer, I have to call the bank and give them the other person's banking information, then wait 48 hours for it to go through. *head desk*

Yep. Te and da both.

Long live the

Maybe I'm just a bad liberal on this, but "cultural appropriation" criticisms are typically bullshit. Why can't someone be inspired by other cultures and use it to influence their own art?