NOPE.

He's dead.

My emotions are confusing me. I feel strangely, inexplicably happy for him and this is the first time I've ever heard of this kid.

Oh fuck, he's cute.

We're driving in the car and of course I text and drive

oh

Or a world where people don't see "nude selfies" and assume it's a woman...

It helps to read the story...even just a little.

Be Ben Stein's Honey!

It's either in your head or something else in the food. MSG sensitivity is made-up (and arguably, originally, a racist trope created to discredit Asian food and restaurants). There's never been a study that shows a difference between MSG and a placebo when testing for sensitivity. http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-cul…

I adored that show. It was as awesome as Xena.

They can be used to sexually pleasure dogs. I mean you do what you want; I knew a guy who liked to tell a story about pleasuring a cat with a thermometer. But you can also use them for you! Dual-purpose, dual-action.

It's called a "Frito Pie," and it's been around forever!

I don't want to out anyone, but pumpkins are gay food. Usually they're pretty closeted, but every October they come out flaming.

The is a lovely story and all, but where is the gay food promised in the title? Gay food is underrepresented in mainstream media as it is, and frankly I expected better from Jezebel.

I think we need a shirt that says "No one gives a shit about your boner"