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Ugh, can we please stop selling tilapia like it's something special? It's a garbage fish. You know where the huge amount of tilapia comes from? Commercial fish fams put them in the tanks to "clean" them after the real moneymakers have been harvested. That's right, tilapia are poop eaters. If you want to eat it, fine

OT: Who at Fox is dressing female news anchors like they're going to the club?? Watching her dressed and made up like that while talking about sexism is about to make my brain meta-explode.

I wish these Fox commentators would stop talking about their personal fantasies on air.

Oh you don't "hate" to be that guy.

The best way to make stool is with a stool.

It's not rating her worth as a woman, it's just pointing out how absurd it is that a multi-millionaire woman (who's claim to fame is being born rich and a sex tape) is acting like she knows exactly what it's like to be a working mom, when really she has the option to work or not whereas so many women don't.

#NotAllMillennials

Because you're always on our lawns! With your smarty phones and your eye pads and your fancy coffee drinks we can't pronounce. Damn whippersnappers. My walker doesn't have blue tooth!

HE SELLS MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES (PROBABLY).

Nailed it.

This is my strategy with my hippie friends - my newborn isn't going anywhere near their potentially disease-ridden children, thanks.

We're not SAYING he's addicted to crack; WE'RE JUST ASKING THE QUESTION. We are NOT AFRAID of asking TOUGH QUESTIONS, like, say, IS PRESIDENT OBAMA ADDICTED TO CRACK? Again, we're not saying he is, we're just asking!

Am I face-blind? Because "James" and the sex offender look alike to me. The difference is a haircut and lighting but the nose, eyes and facial hair look similar... don't they?

when I first opened the article and was scanning through the pictures, I thought that James and the sex offender could be the same person, maybe cleaned up and with a haircut. But I wasn't thinking about texting in prison and all that stuff. Maybe they saw the resemblance and that's why they showed her.

Not related to anything but I have gotten 6 eggs with double yolks and now I am worried I am knocked up just by superstition.

It makes me homicidally enraged whenever a woman is compared to a man and then made to feel unattractive for showing her physical strength. It's like oh so you're applauded for being big strong man, me on the other hand must NEVER be strong because what? It fucks with your ego? You're too insecure to cuddle with a

a delightful ginger man who has been added to my harem within the last year.

Excuse me, her breakout role was a bisexual, tough-talkin' bartender

YOU SAID IT NOT ME.

Stop being so SENSITIVE!! It's JUST A JOKE! Gawd, get a SENSE OF HUMOR!