I love that Usher has a room set aside specifically as a place to teach white people to not be racist. Why wasn't that on his episode of Cribs?

I now know what the theme is for my next hipster fancy dress party - "Utah Teen Stud Life"

That kid is going to get an awkward ass phone call...

It's a real shame that we live in a society where someone has to tell you not to fuck yourself with a hot curling iron. That's insane.

I love how you took someone's apology and made it all about you.

Pretty incredible that you think your own experience is somehow representative of everyone's. Or that your experience is some standard everyone should abide by.

Because they are children. They do not have the mental capacities of adults and still have developing brains. Trying children as adults is both inhumane and ineffective.

Too early to start 'shipping them?

"Balls with dancing" is third in the list of meanings for the word "balls" in my brain's dictionary.

Why would they even invite Joe Francis?

This is literally batshit.

I'm irrationally excited that I stayed up past my bedtime to read this.

or Smaug?

I hardly believe Ad-Rock, a known feminist, would sue over this.

I believe that the holocaust happened, but I think anybody who has an opinion on the subject should necessarily come to their opinion through critical thought. I don't see why this subject, or any taboo subject, would be considered off limits for students to think about.

Bread is good, no matter where it comes from!

At 27 years old she should be promoted to "asshole" from "brat" I should think. Then again, who can say for sure she isn't acting out against mommy dearest...

That's just wild speculation, of course.

It's a homemade soup made of energy drinks and a heaping cup of stupid.