• Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez maybe went on a date. [Page Six]

WHERE ARE THE FAT ONES???

Katy...... ugh.

I mean I get that the need to do something "new" is a big deal, but why can't musicians just sing and play music and (if they must) make a silly concert video every once in a while.

The spectacle is more important than the art anymore.


TLDR: Get off of my lawn.

Our Jonathan, who art in the office, hallowed be my reservation. If you are able, hold my table, at Plunder, as we will not be there by 7:00. Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause lateness against us.

Asking a woman on a date is strong arming her? I do sense I tad of radfem in you. The reason she cited was schedule conflict, and she has an extremely busy schedule so there is no reason to doubt her words. Nice job, Pat

40% of French. 60% felt differently. So let's not say "the French" as if they're a monolith on this issue.

The idea that you'd want a friend who is laid back rather than a friend who will rehearse a cabaret performance with you on a boozy Wednesday evening is perplexing.

White tears gif party: STAT!

Hahaha! My favorite answer to the rumor (on that website) is "she just be chillin." I work with autistic people and I'm gonna use that all the time. "Um, did the gentleman you're with just try to slap my infant?" "Aw, he just be chillin."

I've never felt discriminated until I moved to [Los Angeles] and people are like, 'You're from The Bay? Ugh.'

That was NOT the kind of rat king I was expecting. I was picturing a little mouse with a crown or Henry VII or something.

Did you not read the stories? These customers are not only stupid, many are rude and ignorant. The servers aren't calling themselves above them or super smart, just asking for some common sense and decency from their customers.

Props to TSA for taking her seriously and not being like 'haha lady whatever' (not that we should expect anything less, but….)

Guys, I went through A LOT of Magic Mike gifs to make sure I found the just right one.

This list is almost as bad as the cereal ranking.