Ah, the perfect face for expressing a wide range of feelings, including:

I'm leaving the only home I've ever known to join a quasi-monastic order of knights;

Yeah I could never work out fully covered up like that. If I wear anything more than a sports bra on top, I basically melt into a puddle of sweat.

I'm probably going to regret this later after I'm flamed/banned but...

TEAM WEED

YUP.

Whatever. Tell me more about that French onion soup. Is it chicken or beef stock based?

Not to take away from the gravitas of this story—holy fuck it's horrific—but...nice touch on the stock photo.

Wait, are you really claiming that the conservative SCOTUS justices are not racist?

I don't see how that would be reliable. Are you claiming you have to be racist or homophobic to dislike Obama?

And just 'cause....

I'm genuinely excited about TFIOS. And Shailene is a damn good actor.

i just have to say, i fucking LOVE your username. xxxxxxx

Shailene still has The Fault in our Stars coming up, at the very least, that movie's indie cred is about as impeccable as them come.

Callie, I'm really disappointed that L.C. didn't actually shave her head. Like super disappointed. I might have to leave work early.

BREAKING NEWS! He resigned! I clicked on the Salon link, then was reading the comments. In the comments, someone had a link to a change.org petition to remove him. So I clicked on that to sign it to get rid of this sorry sorry excuse for a person, and at the bottom it said he had resigned. Here's the link to the…

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I'll always have a soft spot for Weevil, but Dick Casablancas has my heart. ME N' DICK 4 EVAH. I don't even care how that sounds, that's how much I love him.

I think you mean "most people in controlling, emotionally or physically abusive relationships, could provide you with a list of things their spouse will not let them do".

"His insecurity is just so masculine. I love it."