Outside of the 5-7 year old behind us (who was asleep by the time the Stravinsky started) these were kids under 18 months, I'd say. My folks took me to opera when I was pretty young, and I appreciate that, but I think if you can't do sentences yet, you're too young.

Well, yeah, Wicked is something that a 7 year old could be into. The oldest kid near us was maybe 7, but I'd say younger, and we were at the Rite of Spring.

I recently went to the ballet with a friend of mine and we were surrounded by children too young to appreciate it/feed themselves (surrounded=3 of them). I think one was fussy for a while, and may have been taken out of the theater, but they were all asleep by the third piece. They couldn't find sitters, though? It…

I don't think that dishes need be "sanitized." I'm very "let's all cultivate our gut flora" and "expose ourselves to as much bacteria as possible so we're used to it", ergo my definition of "sanitary" may be looser than most's.

My SO does that same bit, meticulously washing the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. If you get off all the remnants of food and grime, why even put them in the dishwasher? /growl

....which is the good one? I'm just seeing a bunch of knees.

Shh! It's a wig.

You mean the earliest evidence of cats domesticating humans. Cats: the worst. That thing where they rub their heads on you? They have little scent glands on them that are marking you as their territory. CatsAreAllTerribleJerx.

Guys, I think I get it. It's one nation under god. Because he put the word "god" over the words "one nation." Glad to know he's so religious. Regardless of if it was self-defense or not, the bible's pretty clear about killing folks. (Well, the second part of it, at least.)

I don't think we should jump down her throat for that one. She was obviously just addressing all the kids watching at the time. Because if kids love two things they're candy and Fox News.

Oh, come on, guys. Some of my friends look like that sometimes, and they're nice guys. Just because he's not super-cool, hip dresser guy doesn't mean he's–oh, right the whole sandwich thing. Douche.

No, what I'm getting at is that people don't just go around accusing absolutely everyone of being racist. That would be exhausting. People are called racist because of something they said or did. Don't do or say racist shit, and you don't get called racist. And if you are, you defend or justify your words or actions,…

Byyyyyy.... not being racist? I don't think you're really posing much of a head-scratcher there, guy. Or, assuming that you're being accused of being racist because of a racist action, explain how that specific action isn't racist.

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Nah, he wins just by getting any sort of response. Since we're already talking about it, though, has there been a recent influx of these guys lately? Am I the only one who thinks they've noticed that?

Preach. My girlfriend and I planned a baby shower for my long-time best friend's first kid and couple years ago. I didn't know that it was weird for dudes (Well, straight dudes, apparently. No one thought it was weird for any of the gay dudes to be there because you are the opposite of what you fuck? I guess? Sorry,…

It was about 50 years ago, back when it was the only high school in Richardson.

CPR and Heimlich maneuver seem to be used interchangeably here.

I had a dream that David Paymer got into bed with my girlfriend and me and I was like "No funny business, Dave Paymer" (actual thing I said [in the dream]). He tried funny business and we kicked him out, but we were still cool.

I think they would mostly just be thanking the maker on high for the coming meal, so it'd be a quick one. Also, keep in mind, this is my father recounting a story from his youth. You should hear the size of the fish they used to catch.