I think it was just to point out that they brought a christian speaker to a public school. My father went to Richardson (granted, a while ago), but back then they would line up all the kids before they went to lunch and each of them had to individually say a prayer out loud (to the christian god) to get in. The school…

"Why don't they just call it Novembeard!?!?!" I yell every November now.

Thanks for the surprise penis.

I don't think he grabbed the microphone from anyone; it was handed to him. Quit hating. Not defending him for anything he's done, but it's kind of funny to criticize someone for (I assume) agreeing with you.

I mean, it started out as a pagan holiday anyway. All these people saying we need to keep the "Christ" in Christmas have no idea how recently he was put in there.

I love kale. I love broccoli. I don't see why we have to set up this competition between the two. Stop green on green crime!

When they mentioned this story on NPR's Morning Edition this morning, they mentioned that, by the old duelin' rules, since Rand issued the challenge Rachel gets to choose the weapons. They went on to mention that when Abe Lincoln was challenged to a duel back in his day, he picked broadswords because of his long arms.…

So they did. I think we've obviously worked hard enough on this for one day. We can pick it back up in the morning.

"...its...."

Mare-rriage, something about "hot to trot," something about how the bride and groom are saddled to one another, and I'll think about it at lunch and get back to you.

Name comes from a Jeopardy category where they were portmanteau-ing two famous folks' names and this one made me laugh special hard. Ups to you, though, I think you're the first person to guess both people. And I see that your name is kind of the same concept, which is neat.

... said Chief Queef.

Sorry, I couldn't hear you.

I think she meant that.

it'd be even more hard

Plus, she uses the contraction earlier in that very sentence. Grraaaaarrrrgh, professional writer.

And she uses the contraction correctly earlier in the same sentence. I was hoping she'd turn it into something like "your having sex to avoid talking [etc.] isn't helping," but, alas and alack, that was not the case.

I especially enjoy this because your avatar made me read this in Tina's voice. And it's classic Tina.

You must not be very familiar with the hip hop culture. It's very weed-centric. Again, not try to sound catty. I also loved Snoop Dogg, love Snoop Lion, and look forward to Snoop Griffin (what we must assume will be his next iteration).