itsmymoneyandiwantitmeow
itsmymonkeyandiwantitmeow
itsmymoneyandiwantitmeow

Yes, Snoop Lion. The one popular hip hop artist to ever be associated with weed.

Not everyone can just spit comic gold like:

But I've barely had any all day!

Thank you. By a post office in a pretty well-populated area about 4-5 east of downtown Dallas. No one believes me. I kind of don't believe me.

Are these all playing at super-fast speed, is something wrong with my computer, or is this how the movie really looked?

Most animals that share names with other goods, public figures, and products are still "best known as" their own name.

Who did this interview, e.e. cummings?

It looks like bambi's right front leg is supposed to be turning into a human right arm resting on the human's naked leg? Idk. Parents just don't understand.

Penis... bones? I've learned from my experience with the human male penis, they don't have bones in them. Is the bone... in the penis?

This pisses me off and it's way too cold in my office.

Mean.

So I was about to say "I thought that song was by that Hannah Montana girl" then I just put everything together and my entire world fell apart around me.

From what I understand, though, "literally" now means "figuratively." So that would have been... better? I also like how none of the comments criticizing Ms. Dries's use of PTSD have been approved.

Ahhhh, rap. I thought it said "rape." Rap's better.

Come on, guys. PTSD is not a joke. I'm really shocked how often a lot of the writers on this site have to be told when something is offensive/inappropriate.

I think it worked for his "nerdy science guy" character. And I think you misspelled "sexy-uncle."

I know you don't say that she's not, but she's originally from the show "We Can be Heroes" about (fake) people (played by Lilley) nominated for "Australian of the Year" which is a (real) thing.

I skimmed your comment and came away with "Pandas gone wild."

Clicked through all of those pictures to get to the dirrrty stuff, was upset the stuff wasn't that dirrrty, got to the part with them in dresses and settled with that, evaluated my life decisions, wondered how I got here, was totally fine with it.