I’m gonna be really goddamn annoyed if it ends up being the scene where Tony saves the day, scolds Peter, and makes him hand over the suit and the title is like “Spider-Man: Homecoming reminds us that Tony Stark is the patriarch of the Avengers” or something like that.

He’s not as cool or fun as he is in IW but that’s to be expected; it’s an origin story. He’s a colossal asshole for most of it, in dire need of humility, so he definitely won’t win any sympathy points if you already hate the character, but the VFX, fight scenes, and world-building are outstanding.

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It was this one. The theater came unglued on opening night when he was revealed.

Less a heel turn and more like Stone Cold interrupting your other favorite guy just to drop a Stunner on him. You don’t hate him for it, you just know that’s what he likes to do and you always love seeing him do it. 

If I’m not mistaken, about 10 years ago Bill Simmons wrote in his Book of Basketball that Nowitzki (even at the time) was the greatest European basketball player of all time. 10 years ago that was a statement that sounded outrageous at first but stood up to scrutiny.

After Infinity War I have a very hard time believing James Gunn wouldn’t want Thor to at least pop in for a cup of tea in GOTG 3. 

The “rabbit” gag was worth it just for “These are my friends, Rabbit and Tree.”

“You could’ve sent an electronic letter—email?”

I don’t remember them really regarding themselves as gods until Loki pulled that legendary act of hubris in Hulk’s face near the end of the first Avengers.

No spoilers here, I promise, but we’ll probably see at least one of them in the next one. 

He’d “retired” twice before but before he even showed up on WWE programming again this year he’d been talking for a while about going out on his own terms. I think it happened for real this time. 

Bluetista was so heavily memed that they made an action figure out of it.

Sunday was his first match in almost five years (and last ever!) and most of his movie roles since then have had him either with a shirt on or slathered in makeup. He was already tatted to hell in 2014 compared to when he had previously retired and it’s even more noticeable now.

And I think of Chris Jericho:

“Oh, well I thought it was gonna be ____” Well, the menu you skimmed over said otherwise.

Doesn’t everyone at the coffee shop pool those tips, including the people preparing your coffee?

I will never have any sympathy for customers who don’t get what they wanted simply because they didn’t read the menu. 

Cost of living has gone up and servers still need to survive too. Tip your server 20%, you fucking jerk.

You’re right, nobody ever talks about Tom Brady, here, on Deadspin.