Dude, really? Its been obvious from day one that ALL of Devolver’s conferences are meant to be a huge parody of these kinds of events in general.

your loss

“Well that explains it, you aren’t really anything are you?”

I’m from Knoxville and while it’s definitely not at all what it was like when I was growing up, UT keep it more even keeled racially than basically anywhere in a 20 mile radius of Knoxville.

That’s a pretty normal reaction to pervasive, dehumanizing violence in the real world. Shock gives way to numbness as you try to cope, which eventually mutates into anger as you realize the pointless, destructive nature of it all. You’re mad all the time, you just want it to be over, but you can’t quit, not until the…

Oh man, by the time Ratchet & Clank was revealed I was already at the shutupandtakemymoney.gif phase.

Dunno how I didn’t see that you’ve been back (at least on a freelance basis) for a week now, but welcome back Harron! I’ve read some of your stuff on Vice, but you’ve been missed here for sure.

“This will allow women to be oppressed,” claims individual immediately defining women solely by their ability to have children, shoddily argued with a “binary sexes” argument that falls apart when you remember intersex people exist.

it’s also important to remember that harry potter was never good

Did you watch any of the videos?  I'd say the sound was pretty fucking loud at the source.

If pedestrians cannot walk across the bridge for fear of going deaf, I'd say that pedestrian protection system is working better than could be hoped for.

“That puzzle game everyone knows but I can’t call it that for legal reasons”

It’s Oxenfree for $5 and 733 bonus games!

Cool, you’re decidedly in the minority however. That game sold gangbusters and did very good numbers with critics and fans alike. Especially the Spider-Man fans I know, of which I am one.

“WHAT? No, this isn’t true Capitalism because there should be intellectual property regula- oh, fuck...”

Amazon doesn’t owe him shit, and shouldn’t be expected to do anything. He got a knockoff because he ORDERED a knockoff.

Give me a minute. I’m writing a mod to make this comment less cynical.

Yeah, if you’re looking for action, forget it. All the charm here is in the art and the dialogue and how crazy some of the minigames are (knuckle stabbing knife fight!)

"Special meatloaf" is kind of eerie, when it comes from this kind of story.