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Kofi winning the WWE title got the biggest reaction of the night, and even though the crowd was kind of blown up after that, that’s a casualty of a long show. Becky Lynch is still the hottest star going, and she belonged in the main event, but the reaction would’ve been mild as fuck for both title wins if they went

Yes, which is why when the entire show ends on a thud like it did last night, it leaves everyone wondering “why the hell did they have it end like THAT?”

Oh god, you’re one of those goons who thinks Roman Reigns’ leukemia was a work too, aren’t you. 

I’m watching it for like the fourth or fifth time on Netflix right now and I sang it to myself when he came down. 

That look has been back “in” for a while among youths who haven’t been alive long enough to remember it. 

Nobody gives a shit how many racist bones are in your body as long as there’s a racist brain in your skull. 

He’s a cop, failing upwards is all they ever do.

Considering they lost to the Rangers the day before on a walk-off wild pitch, I’m fully expecting the entire season to be Benny Hill baseball. 

I know you really thought you were on some “gotcha” shit with that first question and intended it as rhetorical, but the answer is yes. 

A lot worse if you’ve heard anything about what Graham Linehan’s been up to in 2019. 

There’s one in the Atlanta Falcons’ new stadium and it isn’t open on most game days. 

“You made these? You’re the oldest-looking Make A Wish kid I’ve ever seen.”

I have my issues with parts of the show (and especially Graham Linehan himself) now, but man, the climax of that episode where Douglas has a dazed Moss fixing his underwear, which looks far worse to the group of religious leaders who are then met with a hearty “FUCK OFF!” is one of my favorite joke payoffs ever.

Professional baker here: FUCK fondant. 

It is Hebrew, Nimrod (originally pronounced neem-ROAD) was a biblical hunter and it isn’t an uncommon name in Israel. Bugs Bunny sarcastically called Elmer Fudd “Nimrod” to poke fun at his lack of hunting prowess but the reference flew over so many people’s heads that it entered the American English lexicon as a

You didn’t mention that you were a man until about halfway through this insane, rambling garbage heap of a post, yet somehow I was able to figure it out within the first sentence. 

Rondo/SotN were recently rereleased for current gen and are sold as a bundle so I wouldn’t expect them to cannibalize their own sales by including those two.

Keenum’s already with Washington, so he’ll be throwing plenty of balls to Giants players. 

Investigation is probably still ongoing. 

Ali’s great, and he’s so deserving of the spotlight he’s getting on the major shows now. He seems like such a good dude, and character-wise the fact that he’s just treated as a dude from Chicago is such a simple but necessary step forward in the industry.