I mean, this is pretty clearly a column and not a breaking news article. 

No one cares, Shane. 

Are you trolling or are you actually this stupid? There is no third option.

I’m just hoping Hiromu gets better by then. A match with Liger would just be icing on the cake. 

It’s a nice little nod to the fact that they’re extremely similar characters (since Jack Kirby really loved the fallen prince archetype) and was a pretty realistic take on how two once-humbled-but-still-arrogant geniuses would probably interact with each other.

Ilhan Omar: Not anti-Semitic.

Arthur’s sheer joy for that whole 15 minutes (should you choose to cheer whenever possible) is one of the most endearing things I’ve seen in a video game in ages. 

TO HELL WITH THE TELEPHONE!

Every single time Labo makes news it seems like entire hordes of commenters need to be reminded that it’s for literal children.

These goalposts were here when I found them, officer.

Works for the president!

Not your best work, Dave.

Best yellow mustard there is. 

Best yellow mustard there is. 

NO COLLISION!

Ugh, don’t get me started. I once tried one called Frostbite or something, which was notable for its translucent white color. Tried it on a burrito, nearly cried from the heat, and it had no discernible flavor whatsoever. It was pointless. 

I used to work in a busy area of DC that had both Chop’t and Sweetgreen within a block of each other, and whenever I wanted a salad before work I went to Chop’t every single time. 

Shinsuke Nakamura as Frieza. MAKE IT HAPPEN. 

I work at a BBQ spot that makes its own pastrami and it’s stupid good. It’s also usually the first meat to run out because it’s such an arduous process to make it right. 

Spider-Man’s photo mode selfies were a fucking treat, particularly in the segments where you play as MJ. I can’t tell you how much extra time I took to get the right selfie with a henchman I just took out with a stun gun or with Spidey dropping in on armed goons at Grand Central.

Arkham Asylum does a great job of that with the final run-in with Scarecrow, making it seem like the game fucked up in the era of the Red Ring of Death. I nearly fell for it myself because my PC copy went buggy around the second time I was supposed to meet him.