They might not have shit on AJ Lee much between Punk leaving and her own retirement, but they very much did shit on AJ Lee.

Pillman had an insane angle with Stone Cold that saw Austin entering Pillman’s home and getting a gun pulled on him. His kid is wrestling now!

At least “the Juice Box” is a cute stadium nickname.

The original draft of this post called him Steven Hoyer. Just a correction. 

They were already terrible at both. 

I sat through an Anthony Jeselnik set during a comedy festival a few years ago. I already didn’t like the guy, but I hadn’t actually heard or seen a full set from him. My takeaway is that the dude has genuine comedic chops but he wastes it on cheap shock humor that a) doesn’t really fly nowadays and b) has been done…

Wait, it’s possible to beat Ivan Ooze?

Steny. The House Majority Leader’s name is Steny Hoyer. 

Toby Fox made the video and everything! They said ahead of time that it wouldn’t be used at the show through no fault of their own, so the surprise was extra special when it really did happen.

Nice. 

You need to have sex to get syphilis. 

Hooooly shit. Holy shit. He DOES sound like Cain. I can’t believe I never made the connection. 

I honestly just chalk it up to being written by Joss Whedon. 

As soon as I saw the iced kick go in I knew he was going to hit the upright on the next one. 

Nagy’s playcalling was fucking lousy in this game and he got lucky that he can hang the loss on someone else. 

Woof, and that complete flub of an onside kick sealed it. 

Same with the noses of the multiple statues of Testudo the terrapin at the University of Maryland! One at the football stadium, one at the basketball arena, and one in front of the main library that receives tributes in the form of food and beverages around finals.

I think I heard it was a Teleprompter fuck up.

This is it, chief. 

‘85 Bears. Ditka and Buddy Ryan fucking hated each other, Jim McMahon was either hurt or telling all his superiors to go fuck themselves, everyone hated Halas’ son-in-law running the show, and Walter Payton cried and refused to talk to the media after the Super Bowl because Ditka was too obsessed with fat guy…