To your second point, “cheaping out” was in reference to their farcical hunt for a replacement-level starter when Smith broke his leg. There’s an article linked and everything. 

Packers fans really want him as their new coach which is just *chef’s kiss*

I’m a Texas fan who hates Bama but I’ll be dead before you catch me rooting for Oklahoma. Rooting for your rivals just because they’re in the same conference is shameful.

Less interesting and competitive? Did you not watch either of Georgia’s games in last year’s playoff?

My girlfriend did the same thing. He’s an absolute bastard to fight. Good news is, you can keep his hat as a souvenir. 

It’s relatively close to all the bars and nightlife but the parking lots are large (and empty) enough that you won’t actually want to walk there after a game. I work in a restaurant near the Trop that’s in a perfect enough position that we siphon precisely zero foot traffic from the Central Ave crowd.

I’ve worked near both Amalie Arena and the Trop in the past two years and I’d prefer a night out in downtown St. Pete over Tampa 11 times out of 10. 

Jason Mendoza is the millennial Creed Bratton. 

Holy shit, I just saw his blurb for Into the Spider-Verse. He hated it because they focused the movie on a black Spider-Man, as if Miles Morales didn’t already exist in comics and video games.

What’s the saying with contractors? “Quick, cheap, quality: pick two”?

Didn’t Saint’s Row 4 have a similar hacking interface?

Come on, “Philip SHIVERS” was right there, man.

They weren’t using the database, though. They didn’t start until their app got yanked. It got so bad that (as mentioned in the article) users were starting to tell one another to report CP and pedophilic content directly to the authorities instead of to Tumblr because it was excessively clear that Tumblr straight up…

Allagash White is always my go-to for people who say they don’t like beer. They always end up loving it. 

I’m terrified at the prospect of him changing the team’s name. 

Booth’s tweet was as boneheaded as it was reprehensible. He literally references the Bible in his bio but his racism completely clouded his entire perception of the idea of self sacrifice.

That and they recently put it on PS4. 

Everyone knew the Hawks wouldn’t be much better, if at all, than they were last year. The Blues don’t have an excuse.

I fully believe that Austin would be absolutely rabid for an NHL team (the Stars’ AHL affiliate in Cedar Park is very popular), but good luck convincing the city to build an NHL arena within the city limits. Austin is getting more and more crowded, and the Frank Erwin Center is a comparatively tiny college basketball…

He’s barely aware of anything outside his own navel.