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The restaurant you took your kid before the Wiz game was Bar Louie, wasn’t it? I worked in bars in Chinatown for three years and got after-work drinks almost everywhere on that block, and at no point in that span did anyone ever suggest Bar Louie.

There was a tiny part of me that thought it was gonna be a GTS just as an extra fuck-you to CM Punk.

If I’m not mistaken, Triple H’s booking for the CWC was basically “here’s who wins, now go out there and blow some minds.”

Have you considered that literal blackface might not be the best way of going about it?

Dead.

Cracker is short for “whip-cracker,” insinuating someone being called that is either acting like a slaveowner or the employee of one. Meaning that if someone calls you a cracker, it’s probably because you’re being a fucking cracker.

Given how well NXT treated incoming joshi and indie stars like Asuka, Ember Moon, Nikki Cross, Kairi Sane, and already Shayna Baszler, I say get in while the getting’s good.

You can practically hear Triple H’s internal screaming over Steph beating him to the “point at my star” pose.

Did Hot Mustard disappear recently? I’ve been using it for years now.

It’s from The Good Place. Just watch it.

That’s exactly why I don’t trust flat earthers. Back when Neil Tyson was getting into it with BoB, the latter made an incomprehensible diss track that name-checked prominent anti-Semites as gospel on the subject and questioned why Obama wore a yarmulke to commemorate major Jewish holidays.

Not just endorsed; he used to write for them and appeared on Curt Schilling’s Breitbart-hosted podcast. They scrubbed any evidence of his having worked with them once he went full Nazi, no apology, no statement.

So Papa John got shitfaced for nothing?

He’s eating a bunch of losses so it feels like a “redemption” story when he wins the EC. I’m not nearly as sick of Reigns as everyone else is, but what they’ve been doing with him has been transparent from day one.

It’s fucking wild to me that Triple H started using it a couple years after Benoit died, then they start giving it to Daniel Bryan and Johnny Gargano like nothing happened.

Reagan banned assault weapons in California in the 60s, with the NRA’s backing even!

He doesn’t debate people; he talks over them so loudly, quickly, and besides the point that they literally don’t know what to say, and it gets posted on YouTube as “Ben Shapiro TRIGGERS idiot libturd!!!”

Barstool.

Nice.

Kevin Nash just got up from his couch so fast he tore his ACL again.