Oh God, thanks for reminding me of that awful HORRY KOW merchandise from when Fukudome was playing.

Koreans have been beating white people’s asses at the former for years now.

This deserves way more stars.

10% isn’t generous; most waitstaff tips out their bussers, foodrunners, assistants etc to the point where a 10% tip may actually cost them for having served you. Even actively bad service doesn’t deserve that.

Underneath both. Don’t be a chump.

Considering Wii Sports is touted as one of the best-selling games of all time, I wouldn’t count on it.

That’s unconscionable and disgusting.

My sister went to college in Hartford and even though I tried to find something charming or likeable about the city, I just couldn’t.

Let’s not forget that not only did he used to write for Breitbart; Bannon and co. openly endorsed him until he went full Jew hater. They of course apologized and took responsibility for having endorsed and employed such a monster.

I’ve spent years now wondering why the fuck Beth ever retired (I mean I know the reason, I just never accepted it) and now I’m even more upset she did. She never lost a step.

Because the retired women, for the most part, were outstanding. Michelle McCool, Beth Phoenix, and Trish looked like they’d never lost a step.

I mean specifically the WWE Championship, not the defunct WHC (which Henry, Booker, and Simmons did hold, yes). And I specifically said black, not nonwhite. Pedro Morales, Iron Sheik Eddie Guerrero, Yokozuna, Batista, Alberto Del Rio, Rey Mysterio, and (kinda) Antonio Inoki were WWE Champions as well.

The fact that they got Goku and Vegeta’s voice actors for the male dub is hilarious in and of itself.

The Rock is the son of a black man, so he counts. The Universal title is less than a year and a half old and has been held by all of four different competitors so I’d say it gets a pass.

Only one black man has ever held the WWE Championship, and that was the Rock.

My mom wouldn’t let me get a shirt with the album art for the Smiths’ “The Queen is Dead” on it because she apparently found the image to be objectionable in tandem with that title (she may have been agitated about something else at the time).

I’m Daz! I ventilate through my scalp!

Yes, I’m sure a YouTube video with an unrelated “angry feminist” meme in the thumbnail will have a very reasoned approach to racism.

Almost as much of a coincidence as James Woods retiring from acting after an actress pointed out that he hit on her on set when she was underage!

On top of a hotel toilet. Not into it, ON it.