This is the weirdest f-cking version of “women are too emotional” I’ve ever heard. 60 minutes is old and tired. You do you, Oprah.

Taking a break from shoplifting without consequences ....

Yeah, but something something “Jussie Smollett is Chicago’s greatest criminal concern” something something.

I 100% agree with Tim Gunn and want to go to Red Lobster with him and Andre.  Speaking of, where’s Andre? (One of the finest few moments in reality tv history)

KK is already exercising her privilege to get law degree.

Or if he just stayed in his fucking car...

If I was Other Daughter, I’d change my name and start applying to schools in Canada. Just quietly slip away and only call home once a month to ask, “Are you in jail yet?”

Never has phrase “Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach.” been more pertinent to someone than it is to Lil Yachty, ‘cause the nigga can’t rap to save his life, but maybe he can write, and he’ll make a lot more money off of that.

HRC is strollin’ free around Chappaquiddick, drinkin’ beers and walkin’ the dog and NOT BEING UNDER INVESTIGATION OR IN PRISON. Doesn’t that just kill you? I know it just kills you.

Why am I shocked that he’s only 35? 

why do i get the feeling there is a white woman with a cell phone behind this whole issue....

Rich people are the worst.

So the dude is a sociopath and committed fraud before.  Seems relevant for his court case.

Someday he’ll meet his perfect match, and a few days later the local constabulary will find his headless body in a ditch.

I like basketball

All she had to do was *act* humble and keep her head down. Dassit.

Oh I hate this the absolute most. I am so sick of these two and I wish they would take their country shabby chic vibe and shove it up their homophobic asses.

Even if they find out the kid isn’t the missing boy I hope he gets the help and care he needs. 

“I’m very sorry for my poor decision-making”