I truly do not understand how so much has happened for this girl in only 23 years.

Hallmark should think about another series with a WOC. Is Holly Robinson-Peete the only one on the network? Some TV actresses like Tisha Cambell-Martin or Dawnn Lewis or Jasmine Guy. 

Excellent piece. I’m not a professional editor (although I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once), but please allow me one piece of editorial advice:

Counterpoint: any time you have a chance to date Rosario Dawson, you fucking take it. It's more important than getting to be president.

Oddly enough, she would be 100% in the right to think that. Girl couldn't even be bothered to fill out her own damn college applications. At that point, her parents should have said, "Okay go take selfies and bartend in Europe for awhile."

Her mother is Aunt Becky. Her dad is Mossimo. This kid will only fall up. Like Don Jr.

MY GOD, we get it. You’re better than us because you care so much about the privileged brat who’s the subject of this write-up:

The really dumb question: Why does she even need a degree? What could it possibly do for her? Why would her parents pay 500k to get her into a good school when they could put that same money toward ... idk, launching a clothing line or acting classes or some other kind of self promotion more in line with this woman’s…

On the other hand, the video of her writhing in pain after being swiped is comedy gold. Would watch again!

Ok this might be unpopular opinion, but I want to understand stupidity, so I want the selfie taker to be interviewed by every major morning talk show. And her basically “What were you thinking?”. The concept of shame needs to come back also. Every time she goes into a Starbucks, people should look at her like “this…

I know three people that were at the previews and they all said the same thing, you will have a serious conversation with yourself and others after this film. Jordan Peele in two films has shown himself to be a master story teller. The Twilight Zone should be just as amazing. Thank Jordan it is nice to know real…

I am literally beaming at my desk at the entire testifying. DRAG HIMMMMMM.

Greetings in advance to the Fixer Upper fans who do not usually read Jezebel.com! Let me save you some time: Do not bother emailing me about my potty mouth because I have no intention of cleaning it up. 

Between this look and his Leslie Jones love and his general willingness to dress someone that weighs more than 85 pounds, Christian Soriano is turning fashion into the wonderland it should be. And he’s doing it with zero fucks given and I adore him for it.

Sigh. I foresee Trump tweeting about her being only a 6 and he wouldn’t even look at, let alone try to kiss her. 

He looks like a majestic centaur. Absolutely glorious. 

Yes, as I recall, Bernie Sanders was in fact the progressive visionary behind Hillarycare! And remember when he won the 2016 primaries?!?

Nope.

I agree with you on most of this, but the world doesn't really need any more Mandy Moore music. 

There’s only one parade us veterans and those currently serving need from this man to honor us: a one-man parade of him doing a “perp walk.” Better yet, he should find a time machine to go back 54 years and “parade” his ass to a local recruiting office.