My ex crashed his bike with full gear on and it still wrecked his skin. There is no way she’d look like that in that outfit. That crash completely ruined our lifes, so if she staged this fuck her. Read more
ItsJessicaFletcher
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My earrings were pierced around 6 months old by a nurse in the doctor’s office. I’m 42 now and they are perfectly even and still in the same place. And the aftercare was a breeze because I was too young to mess with them. Read more
Running in glasses is the suck. Read more
I have been pulled over in a “nice” car numerous times. (The cops pointed it out.) Those cars consisted of a Honda Civic and a VW Jetta. New ones because I lease, but decidedly not “fancy”. Read more
Far neater than I would have expected. Read more
Wet Seal was one of my first jobs and I thought I was the coolest person ever with that job. I spent all of my money on clothes from there. This was in my raver days so you can imagine what I looked like. Read more
People here in Miami and South Florida are dancing in the streets. I’m not saying that to be cute. They are waking up and dancing in the streets. This is NOT a non-story. Read more
Testing it out to see if I’m still gray which I am. Read more
Yeah. I’m in Florida and can’t be bothered by cargo shorts. I haven’t even noticed them. Read more
I’m going to see Wiz Khalifa and Snoop. I think it’ll be a fun show. Read more
She was 16. When I was 16 and didn’t know jack shit I was anti-abortion. Then I went to college, got some life experience and grew the fuck up. Read more
I just turned 40 and my husband is 28. I was told that I am officially a cougar now. Read more
Is it made out of cardboard? Read more
Did the convicted felon at least get time for owning a firearm? Read more
I would think they’d at least send the gift afterwards...unless they never bought one.
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Does this mean we will stop seeing halos? Because enough already.
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You know who else says what they mean? Everybodys drunk, racist uncle. We’re not voting for him.
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I love their clothes. I'm also from Miami, so.... Read more
I am exactly her same stats and average as can be.
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More people don't follow their dreams because they can't afford to you twit. Read more