More trolling under the guise of “seeking justice”

Yeah. That would not have flown with my mother.

i also get up early AF. but not that early.

So... when you jump into one of those swamps, gators are normally the least of your concern, what with the nasty bacteria floating around, and well, the brain-eating amoebas that sometime inhabit those stagnant bodies of water in the south.

I feel like this is one of those ‘the locals know tf better but hey, let’s see how big of a dumbass the non-native is’ kind of a bet. 

Maybe she and George wrote it together— it was a trust-building exercise their marriage counselor assigned them. 

But can it top this:

I like Bailey Bond. She can shorten Bailey to Bail, and call herself Bail Bond. Then call her dad, tell him what she did, then tell him to go and fuck himself.

Trader Joe’s is loving all the free advertising and I am loving seeing Geoffrey Owens hotness all over my screen. Dude has gotten better looking with age.

Black drug dealers reading that Demi Lovato story like:

Cliff and Claire tried to warn Elvin not to quit medical school to open that wilderness store.

If you take a picture of someone in public and post it to mock them, and they aren’t being racist or sexist or committing a crime that hurts someone, you’re an asshole.

Cardi B seems annoying as fuck.

This is not where I expected to see a Slim Thug reference in the year of our lord 2018. 

Sometimes I wish I could be more attracted to the Russell Wilsons of this world, but the Futures are hotter and way more fun.

Pam and Julian are both awful people, so if they are boning I hope its terrible every time.

Remember the good old days when you’d just instantly regret your face tattoo and then lie to everyone about it and try to sue the tattoo artist?

The most confusing about this whole thing for me was the presence/relevance of Ron Jeremy.

Can we scrap the new Nicki Minaj album in favor of a new Tracy Chapman album?