I don’t really have “Donald Trump is president” moments anymore. I mean, I kind of do, but now they manifest themselves as “tens of millions of Americans supported and continue to support Donald Trump as president” moments.

Could you send a screenshot to us here?

I don’t really wear foundation, but I’m all the way here for the lipstick and eyeshadow (especially if the eyeshadow actually shows on darker skin!!)

I would HATE Liam Gallagher if I knew him in real life, but I’m glad he exists! Endless entertainment.

Mueller is going to have such a difficult job because of GOP obstructionism, but I am cheering for him like I have never cheered for anyone in my life. I want him to annihilate them.

I will love him forever if he gives incriminating evidence on Ivanka.

Why did a high dose of a drug affect her that way? Dunno. It’s a mystery.

kevin hart’s wife should put all his favorite stuff on the top shelf

At this point, I’m offended by the concept of “Free Melania”. Not just from the standpoint of her having promulgated the birther theory on The View, but that bitch has never been free—she had a price tag on her ass from the start.

My Father was an Air Force Air Mobility Command Officer (Now Retired). I’ll let his email to me speak for itself:

“Most corner stores are dirty, over-priced, lack variety, and frankly are terrifying to go into”

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

lol @ paying $75 for a pizza festival in New York City. Oh midwestern gentrifiers.

“Inferior” by what measurement? Taking another 20 seconds to edit an email? Maybe you don’t have desk space, so pushing a mouse is tough. Maybe you edit documents or work on spreadsheets all day long and you’d like to prevent repetitive stress injuries? Speed != better in every instance.

That’s just normal human makeup. Her real picture:

Call it a hot take or whatever, but trackballs suck for gaming.

There... fixed that. I don’t need that sort of speed just going thru a doc, spreadsheet, web page, etc.

Not dying in your forties.

Can’t it just be to feel good/be healthier?

Just awful. I mean, do people seriously wear button-downs with cut-off sleeves in public?

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.