Why did a high dose of a drug affect her that way? Dunno. It’s a mystery.

kevin hart’s wife should put all his favorite stuff on the top shelf

At this point, I’m offended by the concept of “Free Melania”. Not just from the standpoint of her having promulgated the birther theory on The View, but that bitch has never been free—she had a price tag on her ass from the start.

My Father was an Air Force Air Mobility Command Officer (Now Retired). I’ll let his email to me speak for itself:

“Most corner stores are dirty, over-priced, lack variety, and frankly are terrifying to go into”

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

lol @ paying $75 for a pizza festival in New York City. Oh midwestern gentrifiers.

That’s just normal human makeup. Her real picture:

Not dying in your forties.

Can’t it just be to feel good/be healthier?

Aaron Carter looks like he’s done all the drugs. 😬

Or it could be that punishing children for the sins of their parents is morally reprehensible and unjustifiable.

Are those stirrup pants with the red heels? I’m fine with leggings but I draw the line at stirrup pants.

Excuse you, my skin is unlined and FABULOUS.

But does it work?

Stacey Dash.

Thunderbird FTW!

We’ve all had some major Sephora/Ulta binges, right?

Just awful. I mean, do people seriously wear button-downs with cut-off sleeves in public?

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.