ALL KINJA!!!!

Shout out to the dumbasses in charge who haven’t figured out how to turn the comments off on the subblogs yet. You brain geniuses show your asses at every possible opportunity and we’re all better for it.

As an illustration Clark was fine. But this made him a legend:

Obligatory reminder that Jim Spanfeller is a moronic shitheel and also a herb.

Every man has two deaths, when he is buried in the ground and the last time someone says his name. In some ways men can be immortal. - Ernest Hemingway

Concourse post, comments work!

I know this comment isn’t related to any of the headlines in the post but I am truly sad that Deadspin is over. 

I’m absolutely devastated we lost Deadspin, but I am here for this kind of coverage on Jezebel. Rugby men for the win! 

Jezspin forever

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

“Stick to candy!”

You get to be ungrey for the 2 days before the shut the site down!

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

Sticking it to powerful people who are fucking up a good thing with disingenuous pleas to “avoid controversy” and “stick to sports” is a good thing.

*chef's kiss*

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

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Can confirm. These certainly appear to be three very good dogs.

Sticking to sports is a recipe for boring, low traffic articles.