The Beach Boys haven’t been the same since Cranium and Dendrite Wilson died.

Do you... Do you think that... “LOL DOGFUCKER” is criticism?

That’s some good self-ownage.

‘No rush to sell’ is just a bitch-ass way to say you are firm on the price.

“No rush to sell!!”

The Big Thicc.

You know they have a whole vertical on PornHub now for exactly this sort of thing, right?

I want this.

It’s Skins vs. Skins in an all out homo-erotic grunt fest.

Way to bury the lede - SHIRTLESS FOOTBALL!

In your defense, you still have your van.

I don’t think the AVClub staff got rid of Splinter, as i’m sure this article is going to piss off Spanfeller for sure.

I miss Splinter, but so much more this week.

Occasional reminder that TPTB managed to turn Deadspin into a smoking crater cuz reasons.

Sure seems like you shouldn’t have gotten rid of Splinter.

South Dakota: We'll suck your dick if you can get rid of our meth problem. 

I didn’t agree with a lot of the posts on Splinter and I often disagreed with a lot of the comments. But the one thing I always appreciated was that when something absolutely ludicrous happened and not nearly enough people were going around saying, “What the flying fuck was that?” I could always find people on…

How Splinter and Deadspin were handled was atrocious, the having Splinter go dead and having no announcement whatsoever was shitty on the part of Spamfiller and Madman. They should have dropped in a post like this when they pulled the plug.

Splinter was good. Gawker was good. Deadspin was good, when it wasn’t sticking to sports.

Splinter was a damn good website.