Dee Gordon just hit his first homer of the season after taking the first pitch as a righty for Jose. Unreal moment.

Roughly $0.15. Endlessly convenient:

Roughly $0.15. Endlessly convenient:

To be fair not everything from this sad affair is terrible - I sense a terrific Someecard arising from the fallout.

Yeah, exactly like the old one except for the whooshing. Actually........

A hot dog does the trick much better. Just as Toronto

Kane is a right winger only by convenience and defensive zone - he can play pretty much any offensive position but needs to hide his defensive deficiencies by matching up with a point man.

Kane - Kessel - Pavelski would be a demon on offense if a little short on D. So that’s always the problem with the US forever - stunning lack of big center talent.

I oftentimes find the truest right-wing conservatives are also the most sensitive little fuckwads with the highest form of sensitivity imaginable. Sack up you piddling felch munchers.

Charisma Down Alternative. These are like $15 for a two pack at Costco, but available everywhere. After a few weeks they start to break in a bit, and are incredibly fluffy, cool and form-fitting. Can’t recommend enough.

Charisma Down Alternative. These are like $15 for a two pack at Costco, but available everywhere. After a few weeks…

That’s not The Epstein (as it says in your tag), that’s Mr. Jumpman!

If anybody wanted a 30-second microcosm of the entire Trump campaign, this; this is it.

Amazing Amy?

The first warning sign was him showing up without headgear.

I think because of its inclusion with the case Mitch has with MLB for breach of contract. Deadspin won in their case against him, but they’re still involved in the case against MLB as it still needs to be proven in that case that the facts Deadspin reported were in fact true and that Mitch was fired for cause.

Did they learn NOTHING from Doctor Jones?

People who do that aren’t logical, they’re just assholes.

Toy Story 2 & 3

Might need a bit of a rewrite, Samer.

James Harrison special.