Still photo taken from one of the hotel cameras (weirdly already emblazoned on a t-shirt):

“I stand corrected. Aleppo is obviously the guy who gave life to Pinocchio.”

Come for the dead gorilla, stay for the devolution into holocaust comparisons.

Was about to post the same, although $200 might be above the “affordable” level for some people. Orient Mako is good substitute for somewhat less.

Was about to post the same, although $200 might be above the “affordable” level for some people. Orient Mako is good…

Kids below 12 and elderly above 70 are given passage. In between are FAIR GAME!

I see your Baker Street and raise you a Walk on the Wild Side:

Easy - not drafting “Huge Specimen” aka Hugh Jessiman for literay ANYBODY after him. Seriously, the best draft of the last quarter century and the Ranger chose a d-bagger....

This reads like Paul Simon lyrics soup.

I’d look like that too from spending every waking moment in my car worrying that THIS was the day I overcorrected into a crowd.

I can kinda hear it - the inflection is similar but the tonality totally different.

Road = Weight / 10 (flat torque curve)

Need a photoshop contest of this brave little backstop.

And that’s before getting into the 3 speed automatic. I can’t imagine ANY vehicle being pleasurable to drive with that transmission.

Weak Crotchtangle regional. Otherwise, a killer bracket.

Fucking Rudy gay, man......

4 parts hydrogen peroxide to 1 part laundry detergent, soak the stain for 15 minutes then wash out with warm water. Repeat as necessary. I’ve never had a white shirt stay stained from red wine with this method.

You fool - that’s just a graphic representation of his body’s natural response to copious amounts of Corona Extra.

I’ve witnessed numerous instances where concussed hockey players checked or instigated contact on their own teammates. After a particularly nasty hit (probably a concussion) I went to the other team’s bench and asked their coach for a trainer. So yes, I’ve seen and done some shit which happened because wits were no…

Wait, you mean the little “tap” with his stick in his left hand? That’s hardly him slapping “his stick down in frustration/anger.”