I’m getting way more of an A6 vibe from the lights:

No, it is not.....

Someone make this a T-Shirt, STAT!

Just look at the “Film” section of the E38 wikipedia article. It’s movie appearances would make any actor envious.

BMW has the right to design anything they want no matter how derivative it is. We have the right to call them out on it when the design looks like garbage.

Exactly my point - the new 7 series looks like a knockoff of a knockoff. The small headlights and the oversized kidney grilles of this new 7 make the front fascia look disjointed and unbalanced - in the white guise the front looks like Snoopy.

5-axis stabilization should be a huge boon as well. The system is incredible

I’m not gonna lie I actually thought the S and C class looked more alike until you did this profile comparison. The front fender and C pillar proportions are completely different, the hood rake and angle are nowhere near identical, and the undercarriage detailing is worlds apart.

This looks like a knockoff Kia K900. In case anyone’s wondering, that is not a compliment.

‘That guy looks like the kid next door,’

Yup, can’t help loving it.....

Not a single actual buyer will ever drive like this. EVER.

“Long, Gushy and Somewhat Confused” sounds a lot like my adolescence........

Wait, dreads AND a unicyclist......

There was widespread speculation about the injury but nothing confirmed. They kept it on lockdown although people in the know knew it was bad. See the articles on fulltiltnyr.com about it.

Isn’t “red ledger reveal” just an urban dictionary phrase for a period?

It shakes your insides, as my wife put it. (In a good way. She loved it.)

Subtraction by addition.

The upside-down “World Class” at center ice brings the absurdity level to 11.