How could the video end there? What happened when the ref who go hit skated towards the coach in the corner? I have to know!!!

Very jealous! I did a tasting there a few years ago for a team building event and was in heaven. The Chipotle version is amazing in a bloody mary.

Have you tried Hangar One? Granted I tend to drink their flavored vodkas (Kafir Lime is amazing), but their plain vodka is great too.

Nope, that honor goes to Kevin Calabro when he called Seattle Sounders games the first season. He would call them like a hockey game, and constantly had to ask the color man to explain basic rules. Just tragic.

That made me spit my coffee out laughing. You owe me a new laptop.

No way should this guy have been able to get his hands on a gun. BUT...we need to focus more on the parenting of these nut jobs. Clearly this kid had mental issues, clearly he was a threat to society. Why the fuck was he roaming the streets? Why wasn’t his mother taking care of this? I completely agree that this…

Not even close to being related, but there used to be this blog called Foodspin that I really liked. Anyone know what happened to it??

I can picture the inventors of the internet reading this story and being so proud that this is what it’s being used for.

Too bad he didn’t stay in the shrubs. The local media has dubbed his entrance into games as “The Fernando Rodney Experience”. It’s not a good experience.

“If you don’t knock that off/behave yourself/cut it out/etc we’re [insert bluffed threat here]”. I have threatened to take away toys, TV, dessert, bedtime stories, you name it, and have threatened to cancel everything from playdates to Christmas. Nothing works, fuck me.

Is this a joke? A) match light charcoal? What the fuck? B) You’re wrong about all hot dogs being equal. Get yerself to a good Jewish deli and buy some bulk dogs. Far superior. C) I was hoping to read some novel ideas for hot dog cooking, but this article can be summarized as: light grill, cook hot dogs, eat.

Man it got dusty while I was watching this. I remember vividly being at home (skipping work to watch it) with my 2 young children. When Donovan scored I yelled so loud that I woke the kids up from naps. My kids still remember that and call me on it.

My 2-year-old daughter hates taking a bath...

Nice one, that is a winner.

This takes the pressure off us Yankee fans right? We’re cool again, right?

“Oy Papa!” That is now my go to phrase whenever something awesome happens. Speaking of which, that move to free her up for the cross was one of the nastiest moves I’ve ever seen.

In college a buddy of mine and I bought a bottle of vodka for the weekend. He poured my half of it into a water bottle and put it in my dorm fridge to chill (I did not know he did this which makes the story). I came home from soccer practice, opened the fridge to find a bottle of water, and took a massive gulp...my…

I tried to think of a funny quip for this, but all I could come up with was an actual, real-life question...do off-duty cops from another jurisdiction even have authority to arrest people like this?

Yeah I know, but it still has teeth. The FSU program could still get in trouble I believe for lack of institutional control or some bullshit.