Ummm, ok, so let’s assume he’s telling the truth about someone there hooking him up with free crab legs. Isn’t he admitting to receiving improper benefits from someone who could be considered a booster? Granted not as bad as being a thief, but still...

Am I the only one who was laughing at Lou's form in that video? Those "presses" were a joke! Reminded me of someone doing push-ups and barely breaking at the elbow while ripping out 100 of em. Unless, and I'm willing to claim ignorance here, lifting for body-building means a shorter extension for some reason?

Sorry, but are there that many people out there who have no idea how to act at a nice restaurant that we need a friggin guide? Isn't that what parents are for? Or, umm, common sense? I weep for our future if people need to be told to dress accordingly and to not tip like an asshole.

That's some hard hitting news right there!

Planning the pregnancy just sucks, takes all the spontaneity out of the sex life. Of course I got hosed the other way, it took me twice to get my wife pregnant with our two kids. Total. One time for each. That sucked. I do get to brag about my incredible fertility prowess and call myself Sniper (one shot/one kill),…

Reason for not as much tanking in the NFL? No guaranteed contracts. These guys have to give it their all for every game, every snap to prove they are worth being kept around. Hard to take it easy during a game when giving up a bomb or missing tackles all game might mean a ticket to the Arena League.

Who gives one flying fuck about this? How is it that who first reported something as fucking stupid as the starting QB for the Browns is news? Fuck, is this seriously what journalism has become, only caring about who got the scoop?

I was in a discussion about the best candy bar last night and everyone unanimously agreed that A) the Whatchamacalit is the greatest ever, and B) fuck BIG CANDY for not making them in mini size. You may have forgotten about the Whatchamacalit's cousin, the Thingamajig...also a solid bar of candy goodness.

So is it really necessary to mock this poor kid? He made a mistake, and is now being laughed at unmercifully. No wonder kids today are so f-ed up. Nobody can make a mistake anymore without it being splashed all over the internet. The media, and news outlet editors especially, needs to step up their integrity and put a…

21st birthday in college (shocking). Partied with my friends then stumbled into my girlfriend's apartment to sleep. I woke up a few hours later and unable to move, proceeded to just destroy her bed with barf. I dragged myself to the bathroom and knelt down on my knees to puke again. Nothing happened, so I leaned back…

For cutting the prosciutto I like to stick the package in the freezer for a bit first. Makes it easier to slice through.