I can’t believe someone would be swatting after all these mass shootings and near-shootings. Cops are more on edge than ever when it comes to the type of threats that swatters often use in their phony calls.

Whelp, I’m gonna get me a rocking chair, a bag of Werther’s chocolates, and start voting Republican I guess, because I am officially too old for this shit.

Mauer? Morneau? Two guys who won MVP in Twins’ uniforms from the last 15 years?

The Twins have a terrible track record of developing hitters and appear to have learned nothing since the David Ortiz debacle. Especially guys who have a decent BB rate. They get the most out of free-swingers like Eddie Rosario, but guys who are more selective plateau in the organization and don’t seem to reach full…

Arctic is burning. Amazon is being cut down at an incredible rate. Hurricanes are dropping more water as the climate changes. Unplanned Medical services can financial cripple a large chunk of Americans. Wages haven’t gone up in years. And I got an headache.

The PGA is a sporting concern whose most prestigious tournament takes place at a club that had no black members until 1990

I think I will wait for the next go around when there is a flamin’ hot variation.

I don’t understand why Pelosi keeps pissing on AOC for winning a “solid Dem spot” when the point is that AOC ousted some old titan in a solid dem spot because if it’s so solidly Dem, why are we wasting it on such centrist people.  Pelosi herself is in a Solid Dem spot, has been her entire career, and I’m really hoping…

I have a co-worker from Naples. He has explained that a common street food in Naples is a pizza portafoglio (wallet pizza), which is — as you describe — a big, single-serve pizza with no cuts. It’s folded in four.

I found it on Google, I believe it’s Portland in the photo, though I’m currently across the street from a building just like this in Minnesota.

This twins team has just been such a joy to watch. I'M GONNA BE CRUSHED when they get bounced out of the first playoff series 😂

Thanks, I couldn't remember who he was talking about. 

He flinched, he has to marry his mom.

It was great, but I was mildly disappointed that we didn’t get a 2+-hour guest-overload episode. With the anniversary and pre-countdown episodes I’ve grown accustomed to Zooks and Gino kicking things off, followed by wondering at 60 minutes if there’s room for an eighth guest...maybe a Hawaii lesbian.

I’m 34 years old and have had 3 gout attacks in the last 14 months. Never happened to me before. I can pretty much no longer eat red meat or drink beer.

Six Feet Under

I can see Bubba Buckaloo making a run to the Elite 8 

All I know is Reymundo Mundo is an extremely fun name to say out loud.

As the son of someone who had MS, I can absolutely attest that it does.