The Vikings crowd is so unfairly dismissive of what Keenum did last year that I honestly would love to see him take the donkeys to the super bowl this year just to see their collective sphincters tighten. 

I thought “poison pill” was some sort of Papa John’s pizza.

If the NFL doesn’t know what a catch is, how could they ever understand a catch-22?

1.) Thank you! I’ve never been a fan of IPAs. I understand I may be in the minority, but I’m not going to drink something I don’t like. But that means that currently there are a lot of bars that offer me very little in the beer department. I’ve been to some bars that offer only one non-IPA option, and it’s empty.…

If you don’t think he typed this post on one knee, you are crazy. 

Why do you hate the military and America?

Thank you for this! The only item I must get when I attend The Great Minnesota Get-Together is a corn dog, preferably a foot long.

Just over 8 years ago I was present to see Jim “Speed Demon” Thome leg out a triple with the most fortuitous bounce off the scoreboard possible:

How can France be a fraud? Just last week they came back to earn a draw against the United States, who last time I checked is still undefeated in this tournament.

I’m not saying we’re at the “Build a giant rocket, load all the men into it and shoot it into the sun” stage yet, but I’m going to need all my fellow dudes to seriously stop abusing women because I really do not want to be shot into the sun, and I’m getting more worried by the day.

That was pretty overtly hostile for Minnesotans

Just offscreen:

I think the way things ended with Metalocalypse (With Adult Swim effectively cancelling the show just as he set up the endgame to the series, and holding the rights to all of it so he can’t shop it around to any other networks) has Small reluctant to return to TV/animation, or anything where he doesn’t have control of…

The managers also had a weird thing about employees sitting on the job. If they caught anyone sitting, that person would quickly find themselves on management’s shit list.

vodka and cherry coke was the cheapest I’ve gone

We had a drink called “the latest technology” that was equal parts tab, jagermeister, and nyquil

Damn. The diversity of the people who make up the 99 is one of the more realistic things about it (two Latinas? two black men, both in positions of authority?). Makes me wonder if Trump saw it, got scared and called in a favor.

This isn’t too egregious an example, but I still wanna take this opportunity to say that I can’t stand the way that The Olds™ format their emails.

Probably similar to vodka + Crystal Light lemonade with a splash of seltzer.

Damn! Wouldn’t that bump it up from dive bar to watering hole, or do they still stock like Ambassador Vodka and Montezuma tequila in the well?