fresca is ridiculously underrated.

Using “cake eater” actually shows a fairly on point grasp of socio-economic disparities between urban Minneapolis (generally poorer/non-white) and the outlying suburbs (more affluent/white (primarily Edina)) that I didn’t get until I lived in Minnesota for eight years.

Cake eater

“This is more for the professional world, because honestly, no one that you’d consider a friend would ever dare do a voice call these days.”

How do these people go on to real jobs when they age out of the MTV Challenge world?

It’s more fun to go off the side of the boat and then run and tell your friends to “come look, there’s a fish!” and then they run over and they look at your poo.

Also, these are very common on boats.

WCW/nWo Revenge

I sneeze down my shirt but aparently some people think that’s weird and I haven’t found a reason how it’s any worse then sneezing into your elbow.

Holy shit. Thunder Bay. I did not realize how good I had it, being able to go to Montreal to drink when I was 18.

Thunder Bay is in Ontario

Is that what they use for the lettuce wraps at PF Chang’s? I always assumed it was iceberg.

I’m with you. My mom is really passive aggressive about the holidays, even when the reason I don’t go home is that my wife and I are visiting her family halfway across the country. Last year we just stayed home for Thanksgiving and had some friends over and it was glorious.

Probably taught not to waste food. My in-laws are like that. After thanksgiving this year, my FIL upbraided me for not eating the rest of my kids’ plates that contained cold mashed potatoes mixed up with whatever else they didn’t want to finish. He was really upset because he was ‘gonna hafta finish it myself.’

In my first job outside of college I worked with a guy like this.

Whomever voted for CiCi’s should be, well, forced to eat at Cici’s.

He shot a 38 under, man. Don’t dis Dear Leader like that...

Davenport is a brand of sofa that became the generic word, kind of like Kleenex and Xerox.

+1 Jello salad