I want to join the “clearly Minnesota homer” thread. I’ve been saying all year - football will be just intriguing enough in the first 4 weeks to get me through to hockey. Turns out, I was exactly right. I’ve pretty much written the Vikes off, the Twins got a surprising extra game, the Lynx just won a title... and…

Divinity Original Sin 2!

As a Twins fan - IF* we get to the playoffs - I want the Yankees. Screw it, man. We’re going to have to beat them one day, and I don’t think there’s another team in baseball that will get the Twins’ blood flowing for that play-in game. Send Erv to the mound in NY and roll the dice.

After last season, the Twins even being in the playoff picture, much controlling their own destiny in mid September exceeds even my wildest dreams for this season.

Well, that’s it. I’ve gone through the eye of the storm. Gone to the other side of the looking glass. Crossed over. Whatever. However you want to put it, after 35 years as a Dallas Cowboys fan, I’m now actively rooting against my own team.

Every year, the Cowboys entry has at least two submissions saying “I’m a Cowboys fan who isn’t from Dallas. Yes, that makes me a terrible person. I know.” Which leads me to develop this conspiracy theory that I have decided to believe in no matter what: what if literally NO Cowboys fans are actually from Dallas? What…

Yep. I submitted that over a month ago. I’ll be in the bathtub drying my hair if you need me. :/

Cake eating

Hell is a Redstone in the western suburbs, where you are endlessly tortured by drunken cougars and sad stepdads for eternity.

Appears Trump has finally been persuaded by someone to say racists are bad.

Lovely school, lovely college town, amazing professional opportunities, and six wins since I’ve been a student. It’s a good thing I’m also a Browns fan otherwise losing might actually upset me. Homecoming in 2015 shutting out a surprisingly bad Texas team is my only required memory so yeah, this program CAN totally…

Ohhhhh yah, the White Walkers, not too good a deal there. They were over at Olafson’s farm the other year, you know, couple miles past the old Eastwatch-by-the-Sea and then turn left at where Svenson used to have his silo? His kid left for school in King’s Landing this year. King’s Landing, I don’t know about that,…

+10,000 candles in the wind

Hollis, bourbon is a family drink, happy families. Maybe lesbians drink bourbon, we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know.

Just a point of contrast, i live over in the Netherlands, i pay about a 160 euros a month (including the stuff i have to pay myself) for coverage of healthcare, and yes, pre-existing conditions are covered, why is that so difficult in the ‘Land of the Free’?

if the station did it’s due diligence on the guests they have on their show, they would have EASILY discovered who they really were, and could have avoided the booking.

Not to nitpick, but an actual Normal Person’s Guide to Training for A Marathon would just consist of “Don’t.”

How could you guys omit a hockey goaltender? There’s a reason they’re all crazy people. Seriously, goalies talk to themselves, talk to their posts, etc., all because they’re all by themselves, endure insane levels of intensity for a brief period of time and then absolute, utter boredom the rest, but still have to be…

I am not a teenager but I still drive around with my bulky binder of CDs! TAKE THAT!

I used my social-studies group report on Brazilian culture to force my class to listen to Sepultura. I was the only person who enjoyed it.