She is somewhere in her 40s or 50s, has more than 119,000 followers on Twitter (where she can sometimes be quite flirtatious) and enjoys summering along the Jersey Shore and the Hamptons. ... If you’re a seal or a squid, you had better be careful when she comes around.

This fight never would have happened if it were held anywhere other than Australia.

It did need balls! Sadly, we did this at night and didn’t really get to think it through.

This is how ESPN went from a staple of my formative years to being actively avoided. Why doesn’t somebody try something new and novel and try being ESPN of the 90s? Show sports, show highlights, show breaking news and keep the stupid ‘takes’ away from me.

I don’t know ratings are measured, but I feel like many of these shows are just on in the background at airport bars and barbershops. And places like TGI Friday’s.

Pork butt is hard to mess up, cover with a light coating of yellow mustard (trust me you won’t even taste it) and a heavy coating of your favorite rub, wrap in saran wrap, refrigerate overnight (or for a while) and smoke at like 200-225 until it hits temp.

start with a pork butt so you don’t get discouraged. try brisket if the pork goes well. make sure you have a reliable thermometer for both the smoker temp and the meat temp.

Last night’s episode was easily the best in what has been an uneven season. Although any time you put Officer Mac in an episode, it should automatically win an Emmy.

Callaway pre-owned is your friend. They have amazing deals and run specials all the time.

A few years ago when Burger King started offering 10 nuggets for $1.50, I started wondering just how many I could eat. I finished 50 nuggets in 9 minutes. Felt like garbage, but estimated my cap somewhere around 65. I was 30.

You animal.

“banged one in with his off-hand”...

Does any state have a worse congressional delegation than Iowa? King is a white supremacist. Grassley can singlehandedly derail any conversation on sentencing reform or relaxing the drug war. This Blum fellow is obviously terrible. I don’t know anything about Ernst other than the cutting off pig balls thing. Unless…

I had a friend who lived in St. Cloud and worked for Catholic Charities to help resettle Somali immigrants and integrate them. Get them housing, a job, driver’s license, the whole productive American citizen dream. She died of lung cancer, and so I made the trip up from the Twin Cities for the funeral.

That metaphor actually makes sense because now the Dems have not-terrible starting field position in the Senate so they can respond by getting the ball into the basketball ring.

The House of Representatives—including a congressman who supposedly represents me—celebrated after passing a bill that condemns to death thousands ore more people with treatable illnesses.

Dibs on “Wicket Maiden” for a band name.