Casual Observer - “Who has our attention and why?”

On Denver sports talk radio, we get Cordell & Cordell, along with their local competition, Trent Trani of the Trani Law Offices. Yes, Trani is pronounced exactly the way 13 year old you hopes it is. 

This is an acceptable response. On behalf of my people (Clevelanders), we heartily accept your support.

Holy crap, that is the most nuanced position I have heard from anybody. #Popovich2020! Make America have long term consistent success like the Spurs!!!

My dog is mean as F yo

You're my humminbird.

I adore Face/Off—stylistically it’s the coolest of the Trilogy—but the last half-hour really drags, and lacks much of the humor of the other two.

I’m a fairly new manager (6 months in) and this is basically what I do all day...I feel like a damn kindergarten teacher. My dreams of building an effective and innovative team are quickly being crushed by the reality that some adult humans suck, and need babysitters to ensure they do their damn work.

I think in a time of our nation where healing is so needed, we owe it to our children and to the world to change the national anthem to Prince’s “Let’s Go Crazy.”

Drew: I know you hate hockey because of some unspeakable horror back in your MN days, but you need to discover just how horribly shitty Chicago Blackhawks fans are. Excusing Patrick Kane’s (alleged) rape is just the tip of the iceberg.

I’m not going to watch that video because just the thought of it makes me sick.

Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.…

The benefit is that when you deny ownership of the fart it has to be taken seriously.

LET’S DO THIS!

I honestly think this is the single worst comment in the history of Deadspin.

This is what our divided nation needs to bring us together. We can all agree on one thing: fuck everyone else’s team.

Dear Matt from upstate ny. If you like the color blue, pain and suffering there is a team in buffalo you might be interested in.

Starting it off early this year.

My condolences. You now have been ruined for anything less than a $500-plus-per-night hotel room. We’ve never managed the Grand Floridian, but the Contemporary was luxury enough that even a “moderate”-level resort feels a bit like scrimping.

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.