Fuck you and fuck Kent Hrbek and actually you’re an ok guy but I’m still sad.

That’s my first sports memory I didn’t learn the significance until later on in life. But it was a great time to be a 9 year old kid in Minnesota

Fuckin’ Kent Hrbek....grumble...grumble...

Without doubt, the best World Series there ever was.

Game 6, ‘91 World Series. “We will see you tomorrow night.” Been downhill ever since.

The OJ News coverage... I don’t remember the chase but I remember being tired of hearing about the same thing over and over again night after night on the news that my parents watched... luckily things have only gotten better and the news is way more interesting and varied nowadays!

I’d love to donate, especially after what happened in Orlando, but since I enjoy dicks I can’t. Somebody call Alanis, because that shit is ironic.

....The most recent entrance in his calender is from 2010. I shit you not.

Girlfriend, there’s no universe in which Overwatch can objectively be called terrible. I realize all your friends have moved on from it, and they’re so cool and special for realizing what a piece of shit it is, but you’re just wrong. Sorry.

Goal: Beat someone’s ass

go out to a bar, fight a guy, get laid, and get your buddy laid. that counts

(Whispers) not all white men

There are no easy answers to your conundrum. But perhaps, as a forty-something, I can provide some insight. I lost a significant number of friends in my twenties because of exactly what you’re describing, people who were good friends, whom I’d known since kindergarten or junior high or who I was best friends with in…

I feel strongly that grasshoppers should be higher up the list. They are adorable as fuck and also taste good dipped in chocolate, which is way more than you can say for Rolly Polly’s.

Is that any way to honor Prince?

This is a good take.

also, this...

what’s funny (or sad, or infuriating - however you wish to see it) is the Orioles Spring training was the exact opposite - yet here we sit in first place (granted, in the putrid AL East, but still - FIRST PLACE!)

I have a sibling who is a ball person for a MLB team. It’s a pretty sweet gig. Free tickets to some games they don’t work, if they make an awesome catch they might get on SportsCenter, if they do something boneheaded they might get on SportsCenter...the only weird thing about it is they are completely forbidden from…

Fuck the economic ramifications, put a team in Havana and let the healing truly begin.