Is it worse to teach kids that when something is unfair it’s easier just to quit? Or to teach them that if something is unfair, throw money at it until it’s fully in your favor?

Picnic Bear was disappointed his Gator friend didn’t make their reservation. Fuckin’ Cops man.

That was pretty overtly hostile for Minnesotans. Typically it would read something like: “Ethel heard that she got pregnant from her brother-in-law and moved to California but don’t you know her kids Gina and Jay didn’t go with her! It’s not our place to judge but something’s not right about that.”

If you’re talking salsa, the chip holds a medium/low amount so that I get the delicious salsa flavor, and the crunch/saltiness of the chip. If you’re talking queso dip, I dip that chip as far as I can without my fingers touching the dip (unless the dip isn’t being shared) so that the chip is fully coated, and probably…

What can the players even do at this point? In my mind the only thing they can do is, en masse, decide not to suit up for these billionaire assholes that own NFL franchises. What do you do when suddenly 25-30 (or more) people on your 52 man roster refuse to play because you are shitting on their first amendment…

I actually worked at McDonald’s for 6 years (ages 15-21, 1999-2005) in two different cities. The first store I worked at, my first actual job, was a corporate run store and was actually pretty great. My preferences for hours were honored, they were sensitive to school activities, and they paid me $11.00/hr at age 17…

I scoffed at Nailed It! then I got sucked into it while my wife was watching it. One of the funniest damn shows I’ve seen in a long time. Nicole Byer is a treasure.

I thought so too, but it’s in Ontario. Close enough!

Oh my god yes. Victor, Tiny, and later on, their strange friend who bankrolls their adventures (and lets them live in his front yard), Willy Mapleton. I love how much Scott hates Willy.

I out-punted my coverage in high school and dated someone who was pretty damn hot (I know, hotness is subjective, but I had tons of external confirmation that I was indeed far less attractive than she was). We broke up before I went to college, then hooked up again for a few months 5 years later right after we both…

I worked in fast food for years and I had a shift manager whose motto was “If you have time to lean, you have time to clean”. Problem is, she would often hassle employees who were legitimately doing things related to their job in the restaurant (serving customers, cooking food, etc.) to go clean stuff, when cleaning…

Hammon should 100% coach in the NBA and I feel awful that it may be in Milwaukee. That is definitely a city full of blue-collar manly men who will hate having a woman coaching a men’s sport. Hope she crushes it.

I have consumed worse things than vodka and cola (of any variety) in my efforts to get wasted. I know traditionally it’s probably not a good liquor and mixer pairing, but I don’t mind it!

One of my buddies in college used to take a gigantic gas-station plastic mug and dump a can of frozen OJ concentrate in it, and just fill the rest with vodka. He’d then proceed to go get trashed playing frisbee-golf. Fuck yeah.

I still get chills thinking about the Last of Us. I cannot wait for the second one. I should probably play the remastered version sometime this year. God of War has been so incredibly good too. The way they changed up the locale, and the character, and the gameplay. Man I love video games.

And they are going to pick up Tim Allen’s Last Man Standing because....you know....another middle-class Trump supporting family needs to be on TV. Fuck you FOX!

And you know what’s taking their place? Tim Allen’s Last Man Standing. Fuck me dead.

Decorative throw pillows are garbage and a waste of space. I only ask that if we get new ones, my wife donate old ones so that they just don’t take up space in closets or whatever. She does not do this, I have been defeated, I accept my fate.

I worked at McDonald’s from age 15-21. At age 16 I could start working in the kitchen (flippin’ burgers baby!), which was a godsend because you no longer had to deal with customers directly. I jumped at the chance to train and my first full day back there, I slipped on some grease and ran the length of my arm across…

1. Social Media Use AKA Recognizing “Fake News”
2. Opioid Abuse AKA a new failed DARE program