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I hear you on that my friend. Back in the day I used to shred at Counter-Strike and Starcraft. I have flashes of the glory days sometimes when I go on a roll in Overwatch, or when my buddies and I grab a chicken dinner in PUBG (this rarely happens), but I stick mostly to single player games now, or the Quick Play

I think Thor: Ragnarok has been the best movie of the last 10 years of Marvel, but Thor 2 is so bad that it really does drag down the whole franchise. Same for Iron Man 2, really just not a good movie. I’d agree that Guardians, with two movies so far, has indeed been the best, the second not as good as the first, but

How does Julianne hate Guardians of the Galaxy so much?! It was great!

I grew up in the south and holding the door was drilled into me by every adult around me as being a non-negotiable act of politeness. My wife (midwestern girl for life) endlessly makes fun of me for holding doors for everyone, but it’s seriously a habit I can’t break. Even if someone gives me a dirty look for forcing

I dunno man, this place is pretty dive-y. I think their rail rum is Rondiaz. My wife gets pissed that she has to pay extra for Captain Morgan.

My man.

My local dive bar has Old Granddad as their rail whisky. Fuckin’ a.

Vodka + Fresca = drunk and not fat. I’m not even a big vodka fan, but man, Fresca came out of obscurity for me with that basic mix.

Is Camille legit “standing by her man” through all this? Even if he’s not this alleged serial rapist (and he probably is), he still fucked a lot of women that aren’t his wife. I’m sure it’s probably part of the defense tactic of making Cosby look like he’s still this devoted husband to the jurors, and that he truly

For me it was playing old-school Quake on MPlayer, and later, Starcraft and Everquest. There were no mics or programs to talk over mics, so you had to frantically type during battles. It’s a stupid thing to be impressed by, but I always feel a little bit of pride when I type around people and they are like “holy balls

They do that shit EVERY GAME. They also Knight a fan during intermission in a fairly elaborate ceremony. It’s awesome to see live!

My gun-toting, bible-thumping, gay-hating, Trump-supporting step-dad got fired from his job last week because heavy snowfall prevented him from getting to work for 2 straight days (I know, I know, mostly horseshit excuse). Even when he does have steady work, he and my mom usually need extra help via her social

Pineapple is my nightmare to cut, which is sad because it is the most superior of fruits. I even have one of those devices that just slips in and you twist it to get those nice spirals of pineapple, but I still get a gallon of sticky juice all over my counter-top and hands. Pro-tip, dump the juice into some rum and OJ

I’m glad you made that mash-up video. It’s fucking scary and dystopian and I doubt things will get any better. Good luck in the war with Syria everyone!

If we’re talking Tool, this is my favorite 3-song-shredder (from Aenima):
“Stinkfist” -> “Eulogy” -> “H”

I can’t believe Chardonnay Beaver isn’t a rapper. She should be.

No, and it always boggles my mind that someone gets so upset about an article that they immediately need to bang out a 4 paragraph hate-message on their GODDAMN MOBILE PHONE!

My 10 year old nephew started playing rugby in a youth league, and I was talking to him about it the other day. When I asked him how it was going, he immediately burst out with “It’s awesome but I get hit in the balls all the time!” He’s about half a foot taller and 20 pounds heavier than any of the other kids his

I’m hype baby! Should I be for my Minnesota Twins? Maybe?! Worst to playoffs is no small feat. Regardless, this is me:

Beau Titsworth 4 LYFE!