Maybe it’s time to require that doctors publicly disclose their religious beliefs and the procedures and patients they will or will not treat, that way we can discriminate against THEM, and not seek their services.

Contiguous or GTFO!

This video always makes me laugh because Clapton played the lead guitar track on the original. Prince showed up and just shredded it to pieces. Jeff Lynne and Tom Petty are just dumbfounded.

We will miss the halcyon days of former athletes investing in restaurants and car dealerships, and instead be bombarded with tech-bro start ups funded by KD Venture Capital.

It’s been a long time since I hit PF Chang’s, but I’m pretty sure they use butter lettuce. I actually sniped PF Chang’s recipe to make at home. It’s insanely easy and I probably make it for dinner once a week.

As a Minnesotan I have no absolutely zero beef with Winnipeg. The drinking age is 18 in Manitoba, and if you’re from Minnesota and DIDN’T make a trip up to Thunder Bay (or make the full haul to Winnipeg for a weekend), you weren’t livin’.

Butter lettuce is #1 my dudes. It can be salad, it’s perfectly shaped for delicious Asian style lettuce wraps, it can substitute for buns on a burger (if you’re into that kind of thing). Also you buy it “living”, and it lasts FOREVER that way.

Interesting that a lot of these professional esports players are scumbags, just like regular pro athletes! The games change, but the same types of shitty people still prosper.

My wife and I lost most of our stuff in a moving truck fire when we moved across country, and the first thing we did with our insurance settlement money was get new furniture (obviously). We were SO USED to having a coffee table that it was legitimately a big deal when we decided to get a giant living room sectional…

I had to get a new passport and I had to go to the post office as well, but they actually did take photos, but holy shit, $15 for two, 2X2 photos?! Fucking robbery man. But I’m still too lazy to attempt it on my own, and probably fail, and just have to pay the $15 anyway.

My wife lost nearly 100 lbs following the low-weight, high-rep, super-set style of lifting. I lifted heavy, low reps, 5-6 sets for years and got very strong, but now I’m just fat and strong. Not even dad-bod fat, just fat-fat and incredibly strong. I’m now desperately counting calories and working hard to burn that…

As a Vikings fan:

It’s not the shitting ON of Little Caesars that I have a problem with, it’s the way I shit it OUT. Usually rapidly, and with great pain and regret.

My mother-in-law is the “no excuse for not seeing family on holidays” type. I come from a “once you’re 18 and out of the house, we don’t care what you do” type of family. So naturally being surrounded by my wife’s clingy family drives me around the goddamn bend pretty quickly. We moved across the country and hosted…

I wish the neckbeard shitlords of the internet would understand that NOBODY HAS TO MAKE NICE SHIT FOR US. Disney did not have to hire awesome directors and writers to give us badass new Star Wars movies. And they are badass, both of them! But no, it doesn’t conform to their fanboy fantasies and so they shit all over…

My current boss is from South Africa and she swears in English like she just discovered how to do it. Coupled with her accent, it makes it pretty damn hilarious, but man she does it in front of everyone. It’s a pretty liberal and loose workplace, but she still has to report to VPs and whatnot, her salty language does…

Certainly these fears and “white anxiety” are not based in religiosity (remember: pedophilia).

I knew a guy in college who would buy a 5 LB tube of salami and just munch on it for lunch, put it back in his fridge, and do the same the next day. He’d eat it while playing World of Warcraft, or watching DVD commentary on obscure movies or anime. He also once ate a pizza covered in dead ants, which had been sprayed…

Ugh we’re all complicit in this too by continuing to watch, but I love football, I love fantasy football, and I love that my perennially disappointing team (the Vikings) is actually rolling, so that they can disappoint me in the playoffs somehow. I also really love hockey and while maybe not as public, the brain…

A la Kevin in the Office, a crock pot full of my homemade chili wound up flying off my passenger seat, exploding all over my dashboard, passenger side floor, and center console. I’m pretty sure a good portion ended up in an air vent too. I had to slam on the brakes to avoid rear ending someone on a highway. I had…