Fuck Brainerd with a frozen walleye.

Jeopardy films 5 episodes on Tuesday, and Wednesday, all back to back, from about 8am-3pm. These episodes were likely filmed back in July/August. My wife is going on the show this month, and they told her that her episode(s) would air sometime in January.

My wife and I are going up to LA for her Jeopardy taping in a few weeks. We are simultaneously amped as hell, but also terrified. She’s the best trivia person I know, but if someone like this dude is on the show, it’s gonna be terrifying. He’s been a treat to watch.

Horse people are the worst. Boats are awesome and I wish I had one so bad. Pitbull people are worse than both though. WE GET IT, it’s the owner not the dog. It’s the exact same with every breed. Here’s every insufferable pitbull apologist social media post:
 
*Picture of pitbull snuggling baby* OH WOW LOOK AT THE…

You’re right! Their run from 103 losses to a Wild Card match up was incredibly awesome to watch. But they ALWAYS LOSE TO THE STUPID YANKEES. This was the 13th straight playoff game loss, and from 2003-2010, the Yankees were responsible for eliminating them 4 times. It’s become routine, and I hate it.

I’m so damn happy that hockey is back. The Twins shit the bed, and the Vikings are in the process of shitting their bed, but the Wild have promise. I know they will let me down, it’s inevitable. Bruce Boudreau will not take this team (or any team) to the cup. But man I can’t wait for that game tonight against the Red…

I worked at McDonald’s (various stores) for 6 years. It basically put me through college. To be completely honest, I never saw anything that would have posed a hazard to customers in either the food, or practices of the employees I worked with. Most of the time, anything gross or hazardous was caused BY the customers.…

The JJs in my college town was the best place to buy weed. Every single delivery driver was a pot dealer too. Excellent combo of services.

Divinity 2. The combat enrages me and I quit in anger last night because of it, but I can’t stop playing it. Also heavy doses of PUBG in between rage-quits.

In accordance with his wishes, his body will be stashed in the woods for young men to find, and pass around.

I’m pretty sure just about every successful head coach in sports (and probably just about any massively successful person in general) lives by the mantra “It ain’t cheating if you don’t get caught”. Pitino got caught, many times apparently, but this time it actually stuck to him.

PK is a Loon! Which is top 1 of 1 all time for greatest bird of all time.

I had suite tickets to a Padres game from work, and met Trevor Hoffman while wandering around the stadium. Really nice dude!

1. Fire Rick Spielman

When you take on Sam Bradford, you get a brief ray of hope (likely because you have moved on from the previous trash QB you had), followed by crippling depression, and crippling injury! Fucking Vikings.

Destiny 1 held my attention for about 2 weeks, but then the ridiculous story (or lack thereof) and the realization that Bungie over-promised and under-delivered soured the game for me and I quit. I even paid for the season pass expansions, and although they apparently significantly improved and gave longevity to the…

Joe Mauer had been with the Twins for a while already by then, and I believe that was Sabathia’s first year as a Yankee. That’s the only two I can think of who were around in that 2010 season.

This whole thing sucks. I love hockey, especially seeing my favorite pros play on the same squad in the Olympics, and the NHL is getting a raw deal. They’d never do this shit to the NBA players who take part in the summer games. Fuck the IOC.

As a die-hard Twins fan, their resurgence in the face of horrendous starters and a bullpen that loves pissing away games gives me hope. But then I remember that the track record for the Twins beating the Yankees in the playoffs is abysmal. Losses in the ALDS in 2010, 2009, 2004, and 2002. They just cannot overcome…

I love hot dropping at the mansion. ALWAYS go 3 story building. There’s no doors so it’s easy to speed through and get loot for murderin’.