Two shattered ankles on the first bosu ball, followed by a concussion as I rolled off the mats onto the hardwood floor. I am not graceful.

My wood-pellet fed grill/smoker is better than both, come at me!

Hah I live in San Diego now, I have given up seasons, god help me.

It was a long and winding road for me to eventually become the Vikings fan that I am today (not really, we ended up in MN for my high school years, and that’s when I started liking football but whatever), but I was born and raised in Dallas. We moved around a ton when I was a kid, and you’re right, there are SO MANY…

I’m a Cowboys fan that doesn’t live in Dallas.

“thank god the Royals are good again”

My sister-in-law’s ex recently took her to court for the Nth time on bullshit charges of child abuse, and she countered his allegations with corroborated stories of him actively trying to turn their 6 year old son against her, including coaching him to say he witnessed abuse of his 3 year old sister, which was…

If I know anything about devastating hurricanes, it’s that Houston is now destined for a Super Bowl victory in the next 3 years, so, you got that going for you.

I was speculating among friends that the end of the series might see Jon and Dany both dead, but Dany will have given birth to a son first, and he’ll inherit the crown with Varys and Tyrion as his advisers. I think they (rather clumsily) telegraphed Dany getting pregnant because A) Jon’s bit about “maybe that witch…

Plymouth is the hot new suburb for people who used to be dicks about living downtown, but then they made some money, got married, had kids, and were forced to move where there are better schools. Early 20's out of college: “The suburbs are the worst, you gotta live in Uptown/Downtown you guys!” Five years later:…

The question states “batting practice balls”, meaning a coach or something just lazily lobbing up-the-middle pitches for you to smack around right? Your average Joe facing Aroldis Chapman and a 100+ mph fastball is never gonna luck into a homer, ever. But batting practice balls?

I know people (especially gamblers) say that “nothing is ever a 0% chance” but there is a ZERO PERCENT CHANCE that I’d ever be able to dunk. There is a slightly greater than zero percent chance that I could jack a dong over an MLB outfield wall. Again, slightly.....greater....than....zero. Just slightly. That’s…

Not born and raised, but moved there young enough and lived there long enough to basically be an adopted Minnesotan!

That’s more of a St. Paul problem, and I’m a Minneapolis guy. My wife is from that part of town, so I’d have to ask her what her feelings are, I’m just not educated on it!

I never read The Handmaid’s Tale but I assume it takes place in present-day Edina.

Yeah I dunno, mine’s not that great, my wife probably doesn’t even care for it, I’m sure as hell not sending pics of it to anyone else!

Still not as good as this kid:

As a freshman entering Iowa State (a Midwestern university that promotes and allows tailgating, with students having their own lot for it!), I was pretty pumped. Even though ISU made one non-BCS bowl game in my time there, football games were still a blast. We all get older, graduate, and realize that the only sport…

I mean, I’m kind of joking, also kind of not, when I say that I hope North Korea nukes us into a glowing, uninhabitable rock.

He must have just been cranky from his dirty diaper.