Fresh Shitrus.

Here is the number #1 (no pun intended) rule of etiquette for multi-stall bathrooms: If you are done with your business and the other door that was shut when you got there is still shut, someone is holding onto their poop for dear life, praying that you will hurry up and leave. Please move along. Hopefully someone…

Funny how many “OMG CHURCHES ARE GONNA HAVE TO GAY MARRY PEOPLE” either can’t read or choose not to do so.

My new default response.

i’ve been watching this since i saw it this morning. it’s not “cute”. but it is something

This is the double standard trans women are forced into. We aren’t “woman enough” for some people because we lack the “right experiences”, as if every cis woman on earth has the same experiences (thanks for that one, clueless white feminists), but we are being “gender essentialist” if we suggest for even a second that…

My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…

I fear a different kind of cake disaster.

I try not to be a grammar/spelling goose-stepper, but the Elizabrth brought this to mind:

No, it was Brcky.

Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people if they’re murderers.

Yo dawg......

I’m sorry, where is the “FUCK NO” option?

lets talk about how danny pudi can get it

Admittedly we’re out of my bailiwick on this one but I thought Christ was the cracker.

christ on a number of fancy crackers

I’m so glad for this. The night of the fight (to all of you who called in on Saturday and it never occurred to you to reboot your crap while on the 85 minute wait time to reach tech support, I hate you) I had this little old man call in. I’m getting ready to say this spiel about the fight-yes, we know it’s going all…