until other stores introduce curvy pants and skirts i will continue to shop LOFT. it's the only consistently pretty reliable and affordable place for jeans and skirts for me.

waves are the cousins of wrinkles

I would just pretend it's a gameshow lightning round where I had to answer a series of questions in a limited amount of time and go "PASS!" They'd get three chances, then I'd run away. Problem solved.

Benepict Bomberbatch

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

GONNA BE A COFFEE ASSHOLE BECAUSE I WORKED AT STARBUCKS AND SPENT THREE HOURS TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE THIS ONE FUCKING DRINK.

+1000000000000000000 internets

a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried

what kind of tree

I have a friend that just moved to California from Australia. He made my try a flat white and it tasted like a licking a tree.

I'm sure the de-railing we are seeing now started a while back.

And therein lies the confusion. One has a soft "e", the other a hard "a".

Keeping someone on life support isn't like "keeping them alive". The brain has already died and there are extreme side effects to that.

I have a goodie! Three years ago, my grandmother on my mom's side decided since my sister and I didn't have children, she wasn't speaking to us. Mind you, I was 24 and my sister was 21. Both very single.

I mean, maybe, we don't have to completely forget about his butt.

My favorite part is the kitty just hanging out and "helping" hold down the fabric while she cuts.

John Stamos' friends > Lady Gaga's friends

In arguing with somebody about this online several years ago, I finally said "Look, my daughter is still learning to respond gracefully when she can't have what she wants, and that the universe isn't fair, and that she needs to be patient when her needs conflict with those of the people around her. She's four. What's…

I spent most of the appointment asking if I needed his permission to do things. "Put this gown on," was followed by, "Should I call my husband first?"

"Give me your arm so I can draw blood/take your blood pressure." Did I need to call him first?

"Put your feet in the stirrups." Did I need to call my husband?

The point…