I know I sound like a broken record, but Jezebel please hire a science writer? Pretty please?

You know what's weird? One of the coolest things about the main character's "emotions" is that they're co-ed; she's not internally defined as being wholly femme. (I think that's real—no one is 100% traditionally feminine or masculine characteristics.) But her parents' emotions reflect their genders.

yeahhhh the guy i lost my v card to has a giant portrait of charles manson tattooed on his arm so

well, now you know when he gonna be gone so you can t-p the place.

ALL OF ONE DIRECTION ARE ADULTS

Avril Lavigne is suffering from an undisclosed health issue

Jesus fuck, no kidding. They'd have delivered the baby safely, then taken over the galley to make a nourishing pot of stew that would be tasty and sit well in Mom's sensitive tummy. THEN, they would have swaddled the shit out of that little bambino and tucked her right up to mom, providing gentle guidance and…

GOD DAMN IT MARK

I picture it differently:

It was about ethics in gaming journalism.

No they just have things like the KKK and the Holocaust.

"Apart from the bone-grinding pain."

Leaving the country: getting more attractive each year.

Having children is the triumph of biology over common sense, just like marriage.

Congratulations, I guess, on supporting both a gross consumerist "tradition" (Black Friday) that forces minimum wage employees to work on a holiday that they should be allowed to spend with their families if they want to, as well as a horrible, horrible corporation (Walmart) whose entire business model is based on…

I normally don't have such a negative reaction to Jez articles, but oh this made my blood boil.

Okay! For one thing, she's wearing foundation throughout the whole thing, but the earliest formulas don't hit the market until the very late 30s. I know foundation is supposed to look invisible, but it isn't, actually, any more than a clear bra strap is invisible.

Aaaah. I am a historian, 20th century beauty is one of my specialty areas, and this gives me HIVES. It's not even remotely accurate. It's more like a makeup artist's vague modern take on decades past. Pretty, but NO.

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