I try to loose my virginity and let it romp around the yard at least two, three times a day. A healthy virginity is a happy virginity.

I've never served, but I did work in sales at a home improvement store for a bit...

you cant tell if it's poop or cramps or if you're hungry or nauseous. ITS JUST ALL BAD

Mr. M tries to avoid it as much as possible, although places he's familiar with, like the office, are OK.

I COULD NOT AGREE MORE. I work at a group home where all the residents need supervision washing their hands, and it is seemingly overrun with these deviants. Here is a sentence I use at least three times a day, in varying tones: "I know other people do it differently, but when you're with me YOU GET YOUR HANDS WET…

#thanksforsayingitforme

I often have to as mine is like "lol are we all leaving??"

I don't always, but when I do, it's because the pooping muscles were ejecting the tampon anyway.

#thingsionlysayonline

No....you watched it over and over again because George of the Jungle is awesome!

George of the Jungle!

He'd better be careful – insisting that women and mothers have an innate understanding of illness and public health is one slippery slope away to thinking women are capable of exercising reproductive autonomy.

Yo Jezebel, get your shit together about how you're covering this CDC/Ebola/Nurses thing. In one post you're vilifying Nurse Vinson for traveling even though she was told by the CDC that their protocols for caring for Duncan were adequate/she was at low risk, and then giving her the OK to fly, and in another you're…

You know, I'm beginning to suspect that Dr. Luke might not even be a real doctor.

I will forever treasure Preserve's prose due to the glory that was "backyard-cum-feasting-hall."

I REALLY miss when you guys would review catalogs.

Seriously Angela, it's been two years, let it go

Chances are, the coupon that Jen was giving Angela was a special coupon reserved purely for angry customers, whose rage cannot be sated by mere logic or apologies. So Angela very likely did NOT have this coupon.

The way Limited Brands works, employees are instructed to ask super angry customers to call the 1-800…

Saw this on Facebook this morning.

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.