I miss his British accent. I LOVE YOU, DEAN THOMAS! GRYFFINDOR4LYFE.

Yeahhh...I mean, I've seen it. I think factory farms are bad, but I just don't care enough to not eat meat because of it. Be vegan, raise awareness, whatever. I don't appreciate being ranted at or proselytized to over my decision to eat meat.

Iraqi children are on the same level as horses.

Could you repeat the question?

His farts sound like a rip off of Bono.

I'm a giver. *polishes nails*

I'm your huckleberry. Enjoy my spittle-flecked invective, which you will just have to imagine as I don't actually have the energy to be an asshole (at this time). Imma outsource this job to a dog.

I smell an elaborate troll.

Wait, they've got to be fracking kidding, right?

This, this thing.

Goddammit, people, this is how you get Ebola. Do you want Ebola?

She says, "seriously"? That's expert dissing? What am I missing.

Turtlenecks made of actual turtle shells.

He knew what he was doing when he went into that stretch too. "oh do you like my jogging suit? HOW ABOUT NOWWWWW?"

I know that people are born with incurable STDs. Duck and anus obsessed guy also knows this and includes it in the above quote.

that was my second thought tbh.

You came straight out the gate pretty aggressively, so I don't really know what I'm stepping into... But if you read his quote, and not just the headline, he talks about STDs not passing to children because of having monogamous sex as well:

If they pull a Poehler/Arnett bullshit, I will walk in front of a bus.

SLIGHTLY related to birthrate, etc, but when is this supposed ~boon of jobs after boomers retire~ gunna hit?

A practical reason for the strict measures at BYU (beyond OMGOppression):
BYU is cheap. REALLY cheap, like under $5K a year cheap and the reason for this is that tuition and the university itself is funded by tithing. The Church-owned university system (which includes BYU-Idaho, BYU-Hawaii, and LDS Business College) is…