I want the Zach Snyder description parts to be in slow motion.

JJ Abrams: Meticulously builds a sandcastle replica of the previous trilogy, carefully puts action figures of the old characters in the castle with the new ones.

Rey’s parentage reveal may have been my favourite part of this film (which I loved in general). I’d been dreading that they’d make her a Skywalker, as it would have made it seem like there was only one damn family in the whole galaxy that matters. But they show that she can be a “nobody” and still be this super…

Thanks, Игнатий, this is an absolutely essential read.

But why would she have to explain her plan to a subordinate?

Crimes like reckless enboredomment?

SO after this they will be re-booting Spiderman again?

It ends with the entire justice league being hauled in front of the human rights tribunal at the Hague, to be charged for numerous crimes against humanity.

Yes it’s definitely just a total coincidence that Louis CK has been accused of the exact thing the rumors said he was doing!!!!

Because not everyone likes the same stuff as you do and that’s perfectly okay?

I hate to be “that guy”, but: THIS ↑↑↑

I’m pretty sure it’s just so rich old honkeys can get laid.

It took centuries but they finally discovered the least interesting premise for a movie possible in our physical universe: a rich but uptight silverfox working in the fashion industry among stuffy British royalty in the 1950s has his life shaken up by a much, much (much) younger woman. It’s basically a Hugh Grant…

Speaking of Twitter, any word on Zodiac Motherfucker? He’s been silent on Twitter for almost a month.

Eh, it’s marginally better. Although they really mangled that “Heroes” cover.

“And embedded in both parties is a constant reassurance, via the show’s various deep-cut references and in-universe in-jokes, that they are the ones who ‘get’ it. They are the chosen few who grasp the nerd-dom it celebrates in the correct way.”

It sounds like you know how stupid this type of thinking is, and then you…

The show doesn’t REALLY ever condemn Rick and lends itself to a “Rick is the best!” read very easily. He has the best lines, racks up moments of triumph and successful gambits, and is generally far freer than everyone else. He very easily can be seen as the triumph of superior intellect over doubters and forces that…

I would like to comment on this article but...ya know, the commenting system is fucking atrocious. So now nobody gets to hear my hot take! Suck it kinja!

Disney: “Eh, it needs more callbacks and references.”

“We hired him because he did was he was told, but then we changed what we were telling him, and we decided that was his fault.”