Keep Guam and carry on?

Wait, where did they see it bc Fun Home closed a long time ago and you’re making it seem like they saw it on Broadway. If it’s the tour don’t say Broadway

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

“It’s incident’s like this that led to the Omaha tragedy. Never forget.”

I believe this country needs to establish a mandatory retirement age for its elected officials, in addition to term limits.

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who is very protective of his Hummer in The Rock:

At the very least tag it Unpresidented Dick Moves

I completely agree with you about the youth obsession. That’s just one way in which our culture actively denies the reality of death. It’s very sad.

I think more people need to be more attuned to/comfortable with the fact that death is normal, and we’re all going to do it. Something is wrong with our culture that we just don’t seem to be able to accept it. I’m honestly not trying to be a bummer — it’s more the opposite. The better we can all accept the cycle, the…

Would it be any different if this happened a week from now, in 2017? I can’t wait until the whole “Fuck 2016" thing is over. Bad things never stop happening; 2016 isn’t unique in this sense.

It was so good, right? Better than Episode 7? Better than Jedi?

I was in a small union that was acquired by a national, and then led the effort to leave the national & form a small local benevolence association. I can say from my experience that national unions are big businesses that care nothing for you & everything about your dues... HOWEVER, unions & the right to unionize are…

This is why I have my children refer to me as “Sire,” or the more formal “God-emperor.”

Had you thought that maybe people say that because they’re being sympathetic? Because I can guarantee that I know how you feel, because of Brexit. I’ve been grieving for months, angry enough to scream all the time, I can’t talk to people who voted for it because I get so upset. I wonder how sympathetic you’ve been all…

As Paul Ryan spoke of the inauguration, Donald’s mind raced. This is what he wanted, right? All those months ago, he was so certain. Standing in the curiosities shop in the sweltering June heat, he knew he wanted to be President. He was certain of it when he made that wish, Monkey’s Paw in hand.

[Going into brief]: Imma take out Isis and restore relations with Russia, and be tough on China.